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Whether Democrat or Republican
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her
The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
The People.
The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's
room
and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes
to
the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole
and
sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to
bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think
I
understand the concept of politics now,"
The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you
think
politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working
Class
while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
and
The Future is in "deep shit "
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her
The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
The People.
The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's
room
and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes
to
the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole
and
sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to
bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think
I
understand the concept of politics now,"
The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you
think
politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working
Class
while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
and
The Future is in "deep shit "
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