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  • #46
    Whether Democrat or Republican

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
    I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her
    The Government.

    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
    The People.

    The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.

    And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.

    Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
    Later that night, he hears his baby brother
    crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has
    severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's
    room
    and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes
    to
    the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole
    and
    sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to
    bed.

    The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think
    I
    understand the concept of politics now,"

    The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you
    think
    politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working
    Class
    while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
    and
    The Future is in "deep shit "
    [COLOR=Red]Semper Fi[/COLOR]
    In Loving Memory of My Daughter

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    • #47
      Originally posted by D4x4Fish
      The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working
      Class
      while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
      and
      The Future is in "deep shit "

      That is so totally funny!!!!! But very true!
      1993 Wrangler Black, 4" ProComp Lift, 33s.
      Glad to be back in California!

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      • #48
        9 out of 11 terrorists prefer john skerry.

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