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LOS ANGELES (AP)
One mans lonesome vigil has come to an end this morning and was not in vain. Brian, known on the streets as BLKTJ has spent the last three days outside the Los Angeles County Jail in a vigil for media bombshell Paris Hilton. Sporting a T-shirt with the words "FREE PARIS!" (which ironically are two of the words the heiress can comprehend) He also had a stuffed chihuahua on a leash in tribute to Ms. Hiltons favorite pet, and he also held Paris's favorite food item... A bottle of water.
Upon release early this morning the young actress snubbed her number one fan walking quickly past and muttering something about a restraining order. This comment shocked the world as none of us knew Paris actually understood the word "restraint".
Undeterred, Brian said he still worships the fallen idol and plans to camp outside her house until she agree's to go on a date with him.
Bob LaBlah reporting.
Ride'on,
~CRASH!~
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