Illegal to Watch Movies with Friends...WTF?!

[swbooking]

Yeah Matt, get back to work....

-Mat

ooopppsss. Ive been spelling it MATT too... My bad Mat. haha
(who spells Matt with one T anyways?!) haha

[Materdaddy]

ooopppsss. Ive been spelling it MATT too... My bad Mat. haha
(who spells Matt with one T anyways?!) haha

My mom Dian and my dad Gregg.... The same kind of people that would name a girl (my sister) Melisa (1 S)...

I have a floor mat in front of my condo that says "Hi. My name is Mat"

[swbooking]

hahah nice.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying infront of a door? Mat...

[Materdaddy]

hahah nice.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying infront of a door? Mat...

Wow, I can't believe I haven't heard that one yet... I've heard a couple others...
man, no arms no legs hanging on a wall -> art
man, no arms no legs in a pool -> bob
lady, one leg next to a wall -> ilean

[swbooking]

lol i hadent heard the ilean one...

man's dad, no arms no legs hanging on a wall. Pop Art.
man's arms and legs hanging on wall. Pieces of Art.
cow, no arms no legs. Ground Beef
man, no arms no legs in a pot. Stu
I cant remember anyothers right now but i know there is. haha

[JpPassenger]

Did you know the word gullible is not a real word -- it's not even in the dictionary!

[swbooking]

REALLY OMG! Im going to go look that up RIGHT NOW! haha