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you really should
drive your Jeep...
to the mall ...
then lower it...
get lottsa chrome...
let's start over...
:yay:
get a life
get out now
Just Have Fun
Empty Every Pocket
let's go swimming!
in the nude
in the winter
My Jeep Rocks
with no top
only in california!
In Big Bear
Kaffa is legal
W T F !
This is Fun!
Dont remind Chris
He's not barefoot
he's wearing socks
Are you drinking?
yes, of course!
(but the point is to make a story, not just any old random 3 words here ...)
She yelled as
as it went
slithering down the
firm and oily
pole in the
smoke filled room
Bob Marley Concert
whats that smell
It's Chris' Ass
you must know
cant stand it
that it stinks
In my Jeep
guess it's time
to go to
the qwikie mart
because i can
buy porn now
and stay home
but sometimes I
rip one out
and blame it
on Jill the
Little Rat Dog
She is not
mine is though
small and furry
but needs shaving
every other day
to keep the
fleas of her
i want sex!
i need sex!
right now please!
Dude! Get with the program!
damn, we're not running a porn site here ... please keep it pg-13.
I might have totally misunderstood "my jeep rocks" up to this point then. :yawn: :omg: :oops: :hijack:
hairy ass, and.....
in the jeep
she balanced his
so what you are say is what i put was bad!
but what this guy says was ok ?? i just wrote words that is it i though it would be funny. he put something just is bad as what i put?? and this one is not bad eather.
will i'm sorry i was just trying to put some 3 words. seams like everything i wright on here i get yelled a sorry. i know it is not a porn site but i was just going with the word thing 3 words sorry.
in the nude
__________________
Jeff
buy porn now
__________________
Bryan
Jesus forgives, rocks don't.
@ivasty: viset thes sight
umm, i'm lost
in the desert
you seem a bit confused.
are you telling me that you cant come up with a way to put "she balanced his" into a sentence without sexual connotation?
well then, let me help you...
"she balanced his" tire on a
now, the 3 words used dont work. "she balanced his" in the nude... now that sounds ridiculous. not everything in this thread has to be about sex nor vaginas.
then in the previous post nagal put his 3 cents in "fleas of her" and you wrote i want sex! i need sex! right now please!. now, there are a few problems with this response. firstly, it is more that the requested 3 words. secondly, not all posts to this thread have to be about sex nor vaginas.
"fleas of her" i want sex! i need sex! right now please!.... this again, simply sounds ridiculous.
dont get nervous. everything is going to be oookk.
so help me
with my beer
its getting warm
grab some ice
and a mug
pour on Duke69's
W T F!
did Erik do
with my cigar?
don't look in
Sarah's chartreuse purse
you might find
a little yapping
large battery operated
music filled Ipod
(Youre welcome Sarah!)
playing, aerosmith PINK
to much dismay
the stupid MAC
started to smoke
and spew large
data chuncks out
shooting corrupted signals
squealing into my
favorite *edit* (koi) pond
where the cat
urinates with such
a fiery blast
that I can't
get off me
begin to comprehend
so I rolled
the hamster around
until it puked
a Dana35 axleshaft
*had to edit because TJSupe posted so my orginal made no sense*
with a bucket
yo mama is
not to sure
when she dropped
you on your
big egg shaped
exremely hairy bellybutton
which was leaking
smelly slimey green
deep fried tofu
that he thought
looked like Jebus
was whale snot...
everyone LOL'd until
I peed my
new orange knickers
and then opened
a pack of
fruity red starburst
which were moldy
yet bitter sweet
from being left
in a jar
of pickle juice
and pickled herring
and cod oil
because it tastes
like a juicy
warmed over roadkill
hightop converse sneaker
like my Ex
wife's boyfriend's crusty
who was totally
smashed from the
party of sarah
where the pool
made everyone cold
and wanting to
drink more beer
before turning the
pool into a
port a john
steaks over. Then (you guys beat me to it.)
EDIT: when I went
to scratch my
doggie named jill
whose cold wet
little red hat
went rolling down
with its wheels
spinning and spinning
out of control
like a broken
hummer rim going
to be mounted
with duct tape
around dukes69's ass
but his ass
erupted a loud
thunderous gaseous emission
that choked off
The gerbal he
had in his
coat pocket when
petting his giraffe
named Pepe who
bit him on
the fleshy part
he adopted from
of his sack
after throwing the
ballerina dress over
the balcony rail
behind the pink
satin lace panties
that Dukes69 took
off his wildebeast
for the enema
to dance naked
under the moonlight
on Holcomb Creek
with open diffs
and flat tires
and obnoxious children
screaming from the
steaming pot of
boiling oil poured
into their nostrils
"owch" they cried
by the fire
and orange striped
Bass lurking under
from their inflamed
orifice poured cheesy
leftover chicken soup
combined with black
nonferrous metallic particles
eyed peas smashed
between their toes
and oozed upwards
as bees buzzed
towards the open
unsuspecting mouth of
the nubile young
beaver who sat
elongating its neck
so it could
hawk up phlegm
onto Dukes69 bare
hairless, wrinkled scalp
making it glisten
like a pile
of melted M&M's
which melt in
your nose if
you don't blow
in nailers ear
but look out
he just might
shave his chicken
throwing the fur
into the air
for chris L
armed with sprayglue
and bags to
make a hairpiece
with the fur
and porcupine needles
so his mohawk
with purple spikes
and mouse traps {I actually did this as a punk with stoplight bright red hair back in the late 70's/early eigties. And I do have a picture somewhere}
with dead mice
{post that pic!}
would stand out
like Sarah's smile
when she is
sucking down slurpee's
by the pool
wearing a thong
and high heels
riding a unicycle
around the jacuzzi
with a drink
of purple hue
and bad smell.
To my surprise
it was vodka
with a twist
of plum wine
the she slipped
and lost her
balance on the
enormous mutant cockroach
that was chasing
my overzealous dachshund
that's bigger than
Tam's abcessed toenail
which looks like
my Ex wife's
tuna noodle cassarole
after several warm
and somewhat gooey
crusty nose hairs
that she picked
from NAILER's scalp
then rubbed them
with her teeth
before spitting them
back into the
bowl of prunes
that look like
big rat terds
on sourdough bagels
by the rocks
attracting wingless flys
(now called "walks")
ba ha ha
male toe on
over big rocks
in johnson valley
made of titanium
like my big
tires on a
basket full of
flies and other
miscellaneous items of
yard sale cabbage
spare NASA parts
then Macho Doughnut
Man came out
proudly wearing his
bright yellow cape
with glowing neon
coffee cups and
bligidy bliggidy
his tinkerbell outfit
spinning yarn into
into my jeeps
storage compartment when
my phlem filled
bunny rabbit gagged
on my bowlingball
and hit Doughnut
square in the
nuts. Doughnut yelped
ay caramba Pedro!
What did you
do that for?
well howdy then
Doughnut's nemesis said.
"I am here
for the beer!
So be sure
you only drink
the green part
of the cactus
because of the
previous restraining order
that allowed the
girlfriends underage friends
to ride on
the greying moustache
as they giggled
with feigned innocence
and a love
of pickled herring
while eating peanuts
from my earlobes
covered in gritty
porkchops and applesauce
that tastes great!
Time to start
the Atkins diet
so my heart
will suddenly feel
squishy, and soft
Than grab for
some fresh undergarments
from Victoria's Secret
to hang from
the pink satin
rusty, rubber yet
useless coil springs
under Dukes69's Jeep
sat in disrepair
from leftover pens
falling onto its
snorkel and whaletail
which was bought
by uncle greaser
and his band
the sanctamonious sphincters
of the underworld
Red, fiery, Pansies
with dachshund noses
XXXL shamo collection
And A Pigtail
from braided pubic
dreadlocks
that smelled like
Mr Noodles breath
after drinking sour
milk with chunks
my three-legged dog
eating old oatmeal
But where's Yogi?
and little BoBo
now that we're
24 pages long
and still don't
have a end
to this goofy
impersonation of a
never ending thread
How will we
every defeat the
dreaded thread monster
who's improper grammer
continues to cause
much grief upon
the back of
my big brain
which is overflowing
with thoughts of
John Goodman dancing naked
Thank you paul for ending it. He used 4 words that means its over.
THE END!
But wait, something
crawled out of
the darken corner
of the thread
fwom betwix de twees
It looked like
leftover 767 parts
coming to life
on Jeff's desk
and discussing Marx's
opinion of Sarah
back when she
celebrated her 40th
birthday, at the
Pomona Chuck ECheese
then puking on
the front of
Nailers rebuilt axle
Tuscaloosa Moose lodge
is where mooses
and mutant mice
get together and
spank monkeys for
religous purposes with
very large clubs
until their brains
bounced boyantly along
the dotted line
on the floor
that leads to
slimy, reheated soup
that smelled like
Tam's unwashed toes
in the heat
and massive humidity
after she walked
into the nostril
of a dragon
wearing only her
tuesday underwear, friday
the cheese melted
and her bare
lacy pink socks
from Erik's closet
that made her
That he wears
almost every Tuesday
Before and after
his weekly pedicure
is done by
masked hairless monkeys
with purple gonads
wrapped up in
crunchy tastefull elegant
beaver topped with
rancid stuffed olives
But tall creepy
necrophile virgin hamsters
started chewing on
her underdeveloped small
cheddar cheese filled
weiner before she
STRUCK with great
slushy squishy sounding
flat jeep tires
drive your Jeep...
to the mall ...
then lower it...
get lottsa chrome...
let's start over...
:yay:
get a life
get out now
Just Have Fun
Empty Every Pocket
let's go swimming!
in the nude
in the winter
My Jeep Rocks
with no top
only in california!
In Big Bear
Kaffa is legal
Originally posted by nagal
This is Fun!
Originally posted by nagal
He's not barefoot
he's wearing socks
Are you drinking?
yes, of course!
(but the point is to make a story, not just any old random 3 words here ...)
She yelled as
as it went
slithering down the
firm and oily
pole in the
smoke filled room
Bob Marley Concert
whats that smell
It's Chris' Ass
you must know
cant stand it
that it stinks
In my Jeep
guess it's time
to go to
the qwikie mart
because i can
buy porn now
and stay home
but sometimes I
rip one out
and blame it
on Jill the
Little Rat Dog
She is not
mine is though
small and furry
but needs shaving
every other day
to keep the
fleas of her
i want sex!
i need sex!
right now please!
Originally posted by IVasty
Originally posted by IVasty
I might have totally misunderstood "my jeep rocks" up to this point then. :yawn: :omg: :oops: :hijack:
Originally posted by nagal
in the jeep
Originally posted by Navy-Jeepster
so what you are say is what i put was bad!
but what this guy says was ok ?? i just wrote words that is it i though it would be funny. he put something just is bad as what i put?? and this one is not bad eather.
will i'm sorry i was just trying to put some 3 words. seams like everything i wright on here i get yelled a sorry. i know it is not a porn site but i was just going with the word thing 3 words sorry.
in the nude
__________________
Jeff
buy porn now
__________________
Bryan
Jesus forgives, rocks don't.
@ivasty: viset thes sight
umm, i'm lost
in the desert
Originally posted by IVasty
you seem a bit confused.
are you telling me that you cant come up with a way to put "she balanced his" into a sentence without sexual connotation?
well then, let me help you...
"she balanced his" tire on a
now, the 3 words used dont work. "she balanced his" in the nude... now that sounds ridiculous. not everything in this thread has to be about sex nor vaginas.
then in the previous post nagal put his 3 cents in "fleas of her" and you wrote i want sex! i need sex! right now please!. now, there are a few problems with this response. firstly, it is more that the requested 3 words. secondly, not all posts to this thread have to be about sex nor vaginas.
"fleas of her" i want sex! i need sex! right now please!.... this again, simply sounds ridiculous.
dont get nervous. everything is going to be oookk.
Originally posted by tjrubicon
Originally posted by Navy-Jeepster
with my beer
its getting warm
grab some ice
and a mug
pour on Duke69's
W T F!
did Erik do
with my cigar?
don't look in
Sarah's chartreuse purse
you might find
a little yapping
large battery operated
music filled Ipod
(Youre welcome Sarah!)
playing, aerosmith PINK
to much dismay
the stupid MAC
started to smoke
and spew large
data chuncks out
shooting corrupted signals
squealing into my
favorite *edit* (koi) pond
where the cat
urinates with such
a fiery blast
that I can't
get off me
begin to comprehend
so I rolled
the hamster around
until it puked
a Dana35 axleshaft
*had to edit because TJSupe posted so my orginal made no sense*
with a bucket
yo mama is
not to sure
when she dropped
you on your
big egg shaped
exremely hairy bellybutton
which was leaking
smelly slimey green
deep fried tofu
that he thought
looked like Jebus
was whale snot...
everyone LOL'd until
I peed my
new orange knickers
and then opened
a pack of
fruity red starburst
which were moldy
yet bitter sweet
from being left
in a jar
of pickle juice
and pickled herring
and cod oil
because it tastes
like a juicy
warmed over roadkill
hightop converse sneaker
like my Ex
wife's boyfriend's crusty
who was totally
smashed from the
party of sarah
where the pool
made everyone cold
and wanting to
drink more beer
before turning the
pool into a
port a john
steaks over. Then (you guys beat me to it.)
EDIT: when I went
to scratch my
doggie named jill
whose cold wet
little red hat
went rolling down
with its wheels
spinning and spinning
out of control
like a broken
hummer rim going
to be mounted
with duct tape
around dukes69's ass
but his ass
erupted a loud
thunderous gaseous emission
that choked off
The gerbal he
had in his
coat pocket when
petting his giraffe
named Pepe who
bit him on
the fleshy part
he adopted from
of his sack
after throwing the
ballerina dress over
the balcony rail
behind the pink
satin lace panties
that Dukes69 took
off his wildebeast
for the enema
to dance naked
under the moonlight
on Holcomb Creek
with open diffs
and flat tires
and obnoxious children
screaming from the
steaming pot of
boiling oil poured
into their nostrils
"owch" they cried
by the fire
and orange striped
Bass lurking under
from their inflamed
Originally posted by nagal
leftover chicken soup
Originally posted by Old Fart
nonferrous metallic particles
eyed peas smashed
between their toes
and oozed upwards
as bees buzzed
towards the open
unsuspecting mouth of
the nubile young
beaver who sat
elongating its neck
so it could
hawk up phlegm
onto Dukes69 bare
hairless, wrinkled scalp
making it glisten
like a pile
of melted M&M's
which melt in
your nose if
you don't blow
in nailers ear
but look out
he just might
shave his chicken
throwing the fur
into the air
for chris L
armed with sprayglue
and bags to
make a hairpiece
with the fur
and porcupine needles
so his mohawk
with purple spikes
and mouse traps {I actually did this as a punk with stoplight bright red hair back in the late 70's/early eigties. And I do have a picture somewhere}
with dead mice
{post that pic!
}would stand out
like Sarah's smile
when she is
sucking down slurpee's
by the pool
wearing a thong
and high heels
riding a unicycle
around the jacuzzi
with a drink
of purple hue
and bad smell.
To my surprise
it was vodka
with a twist
of plum wine
the she slipped
and lost her
balance on the
enormous mutant cockroach
that was chasing
my overzealous dachshund
that's bigger than
Tam's abcessed toenail
which looks like
my Ex wife's
tuna noodle cassarole
after several warm
and somewhat gooey
crusty nose hairs
that she picked
from NAILER's scalp
then rubbed them
with her teeth
before spitting them
back into the
bowl of prunes
that look like
big rat terds
on sourdough bagels
by the rocks
attracting wingless flys
(now called "walks")
ba ha ha
male toe on
over big rocks
in johnson valley
made of titanium
like my big
tires on a
basket full of
flies and other
miscellaneous items of
yard sale cabbage
spare NASA parts
then Macho Doughnut
Man came out
proudly wearing his
bright yellow cape
with glowing neon
coffee cups and
bligidy bliggidy
his tinkerbell outfit
spinning yarn into
into my jeeps
storage compartment when
my phlem filled
bunny rabbit gagged
on my bowlingball
and hit Doughnut
square in the
nuts. Doughnut yelped
ay caramba Pedro!
What did you
do that for?
well howdy then
Doughnut's nemesis said.
"I am here
for the beer!
So be sure
you only drink
the green part
of the cactus
because of the
previous restraining order
that allowed the
girlfriends underage friends
to ride on
the greying moustache
as they giggled
with feigned innocence
and a love
of pickled herring
while eating peanuts
from my earlobes
covered in gritty
porkchops and applesauce
that tastes great!
Time to start
the Atkins diet
so my heart
will suddenly feel
squishy, and soft
Than grab for
some fresh undergarments
from Victoria's Secret
to hang from
the pink satin
rusty, rubber yet
useless coil springs
under Dukes69's Jeep
sat in disrepair
from leftover pens
falling onto its
snorkel and whaletail
which was bought
by uncle greaser
and his band
the sanctamonious sphincters
of the underworld
Red, fiery, Pansies
with dachshund noses
XXXL shamo collection
And A Pigtail
from braided pubic
dreadlocks
that smelled like
Mr Noodles breath
after drinking sour
milk with chunks
my three-legged dog
eating old oatmeal
But where's Yogi?
and little BoBo
now that we're
24 pages long
and still don't
have a end
to this goofy
impersonation of a
never ending thread
How will we
every defeat the
dreaded thread monster
who's improper grammer
continues to cause
much grief upon
the back of
my big brain
which is overflowing
with thoughts of
John Goodman dancing naked
Thank you paul for ending it. He used 4 words that means its over.
THE END!
But wait, something
crawled out of
the darken corner
of the thread
fwom betwix de twees
It looked like
leftover 767 parts
coming to life
on Jeff's desk
and discussing Marx's
opinion of Sarah
back when she
celebrated her 40th
birthday, at the
Pomona Chuck ECheese
then puking on
the front of
Nailers rebuilt axle
Tuscaloosa Moose lodge
is where mooses
and mutant mice
get together and
spank monkeys for
religous purposes with
very large clubs
Originally posted by sarah
bounced boyantly along
the dotted line
on the floor
that leads to
slimy, reheated soup
that smelled like
Tam's unwashed toes
in the heat
and massive humidity
after she walked
into the nostril
of a dragon
wearing only her
tuesday underwear, friday
the cheese melted
and her bare
Originally posted by Old Fart
from Erik's closet
that made her
That he wears
almost every Tuesday
Before and after
his weekly pedicure
is done by
masked hairless monkeys
with purple gonads
wrapped up in
crunchy tastefull elegant
beaver topped with
rancid stuffed olives
But tall creepy
necrophile virgin hamsters
started chewing on
her underdeveloped small
cheddar cheese filled
weiner before she
STRUCK with great
slushy squishy sounding
flat jeep tires
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