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  • You Know You're From So-Cal When...

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WHEN:

    1) Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

    2) You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.

    3) You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.

    4) You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.

    5) You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below).

    6) Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".

    7) You drive to your neighborhood block party.

    8) In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn.

    9) You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.

    10) If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.

    11) Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.

    12) You know what "In-'N-Out" is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.

    13) You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.

    14) You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan.

    15) You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times and you don't remember at least 1 of them.

    16) You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

    17) You eat pineapple on pizza.

    18) Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head.

    19) You think that Venice is a beach.

    20) The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.

    21) You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is.

    22) You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "949." Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there.

    23) You call 911 and they put you on hold.

    24) You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.

    25) The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.

    26) You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason.

    27) You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.

    28) You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.

    29) You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

    30) It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH".

    31) The Terminator is your governor.

    32) You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.

  • #2
    damn, I'm guilty on just about all account. Except the gym membership, ummm yeah, they kicked me out. Did you know you arnt suppose to shit in the showers? Yeah! go figure.
    [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
    SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
    Ya Savvy?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Dukes69
      damn, I'm guilty on just about all account. Except the gym membership, ummm yeah, they kicked me out. Did you know you arnt suppose to shit in the showers? Yeah! go figure.

      hahaha....must we go there???
      B R E T T
      87 XJ 3" lift, 31s-thats all thats worth mentioning

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      • #4
        For me #33 would be when you absolutely despise living there but stay for the places to wheel.

        Jason
        The right of the people to keep and bear arms SHALL NOT be infringed!!!!

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        • #5
          Hahahaha...
          Erik

          I fix things.

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          • #6
            # 34, you complain on the phone to your freind about Illeagle immigrants as you direct your yard boy in spanish to weed over here.

            # 35, your car has never been in the garage because a garage is just a big storage closet.
            censored for having an opinion

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            • #7
              22) You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "949." Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there.
              that is some funny stuff.
              it is all true! all of it!
              >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
              ERIK


              95 yj, locked lifted, and ready to rock!

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              • #8
                hahahaha. i love it!

                I'm going to go grab some in-n-out now.... SUCK THAT ARIZONA!!
                Bryan
                2003 black TJ 4.0 manual
                front-OX-35 rear-OX-44 4.88
                Rock-It Man rear bumper + rock rails, currie front bumper

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                • #9
                  Hey!!!!! I live in the 909.

                  Jason
                  The right of the people to keep and bear arms SHALL NOT be infringed!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Kaffa
                    hahahaha. i love it!

                    I'm going to go grab some in-n-out now.... SUCK THAT ARIZONA!!
                    Hoof! Whats her name?
                    [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
                    SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
                    Ya Savvy?

                    Motech Performance

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                    • #11
                      <-----(818) 2nd generation-ValleyGirl
                      *Pebbles* 02 Sport Canyon Package
                      Rockers by JCFabAndDesign.com/XM Commander
                      Jeep Owner since '96 87YJ

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kaffa
                        hahahaha. i love it!

                        I'm going to go grab some in-n-out now.... SUCK THAT ARIZONA!!
                        Hate to tell ya, we got 'em here too.
                        olllllllo <--- If you can read that, roll me over!

                        Price is soon forgotton, quality is not.

                        KG6OWO

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                        • #13
                          # 36 You know how to get home from work in a timely manner via alleys.
                          “Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. ”
                          -Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by paulhead
                            # 36 You know how to get home from work in a timely manner via alleys.
                            Nah, that works in chicago as well.
                            myJeeprocks.com

                            "in the end... the rocks always win."

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                            • #15
                              37. you turn on the news and there is a clueless idiot named Paul Moyer who could not figure out his head from his a#$ho%@ acting like he is a national newsanchor
                              censored for having an opinion

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