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    …. In a crowded restaurant…



    Me – “Wow, you have pretty hair.”

    Date – “What??”

    Me – “YOU HAVE PRETTY HAIR!”

    Date – “YEAH, IT’S PRETTY LOUD IN HERE!”

    Me – “Is it your first time here?”

    Date – “What?? Time?? It’s about 8 o’clock.”

    Me – “I wanna hunt down your family and gut them like fish!!”

    Date – “What??”

    Me – “I WANT TO HUNT DOWN YOUR FAMILY AND GUT THEM LIKE FISH!!”

    Date – “WHAT?? NO… I DIDN’T HEAR WHAT SHE SAID THE FISH WAS EITHER!”

    A while later after we were served dinner….

    Me – “So how was everything?”

    Date – “WHAT??”

    Me – “SO HOW WAS EVERY THING!?!?”

    Date – “What?? AM I MISSING AN EARRING???”

    Me – “NO!!”

    Date – “OOHHHH”

    Me – “I’m manic-depressive, bi-polar, and suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.”

    Date – “WHAT??”

    Me – “I’M MANIC-DEPRESSIVE, BI-POLAR, AND SUFFER FROM PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA!!”

    Date – “OOHHHH!!! … (long pause… blank stare) That’s nice!”

    …. Then I decided to press my luck…

    Me – “Hey, you want to go out Thursday??”

    Date – “What??”

    Me – “DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME ON THURSDAY??”

    Date – “YES!”

    Then, as we were driving off in our respective cars….

    Date – “DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT BI-POLAR?!”

    Me – “ME??? NO! SEE YOU THURSDAY!”

    03 TJ with a few mods.

  • #2
    Was this yours?
    [COLOR=Red]Semper Fi[/COLOR]
    In Loving Memory of My Daughter

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    • #3
      Originally posted by D4x4Fish
      Was this yours?
      :haha: :haha: :tongue: :gun: :beer:

      That's not nice!!! ... now I gotta wipe my beer off my keyboard... monitor.. desk... sheeshh.. mouse.....

      LOLOLOLOL!!!


      I'll exchange the "....pot"... for "knows how to weld...".

      03 TJ with a few mods.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by flywaterguide
        :haha: :haha: :tongue: :gun: :beer:

        That's not nice!!! ... now I gotta wipe my beer off my keyboard... monitor.. desk... sheeshh.. mouse.....

        LOLOLOLOL!!!


        I'll exchange the "....pot"... for "knows how to weld...".
        Hahaha! Internet drinking! I'll drink to that!
        :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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        • #5
          That was way too funny!
          1993 Wrangler Black, 4" ProComp Lift, 33s.
          Glad to be back in California!

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