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…. In a crowded restaurant…
Me – “Wow, you have pretty hair.”
Date – “What??”
Me – “YOU HAVE PRETTY HAIR!”
Date – “YEAH, IT’S PRETTY LOUD IN HERE!”
Me – “Is it your first time here?”
Date – “What?? Time?? It’s about 8 o’clock.”
Me – “I wanna hunt down your family and gut them like fish!!”
Date – “What??”
Me – “I WANT TO HUNT DOWN YOUR FAMILY AND GUT THEM LIKE FISH!!”
Date – “WHAT?? NO… I DIDN’T HEAR WHAT SHE SAID THE FISH WAS EITHER!”
A while later after we were served dinner….
Me – “So how was everything?”
Date – “WHAT??”
Me – “SO HOW WAS EVERY THING!?!?”
Date – “What?? AM I MISSING AN EARRING???”
Me – “NO!!”
Date – “OOHHHH”
Me – “I’m manic-depressive, bi-polar, and suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.”
Date – “WHAT??”
Me – “I’M MANIC-DEPRESSIVE, BI-POLAR, AND SUFFER FROM PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA!!”
Date – “OOHHHH!!! … (long pause… blank stare) That’s nice!”
…. Then I decided to press my luck…
Me – “Hey, you want to go out Thursday??”
Date – “What??”
Me – “DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME ON THURSDAY??”
Date – “YES!”
Then, as we were driving off in our respective cars….
Date – “DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT BI-POLAR?!”
Me – “ME??? NO! SEE YOU THURSDAY!”
Me – “Wow, you have pretty hair.”
Date – “What??”
Me – “YOU HAVE PRETTY HAIR!”
Date – “YEAH, IT’S PRETTY LOUD IN HERE!”
Me – “Is it your first time here?”
Date – “What?? Time?? It’s about 8 o’clock.”
Me – “I wanna hunt down your family and gut them like fish!!”
Date – “What??”
Me – “I WANT TO HUNT DOWN YOUR FAMILY AND GUT THEM LIKE FISH!!”
Date – “WHAT?? NO… I DIDN’T HEAR WHAT SHE SAID THE FISH WAS EITHER!”
A while later after we were served dinner….
Me – “So how was everything?”
Date – “WHAT??”
Me – “SO HOW WAS EVERY THING!?!?”
Date – “What?? AM I MISSING AN EARRING???”
Me – “NO!!”
Date – “OOHHHH”
Me – “I’m manic-depressive, bi-polar, and suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.”
Date – “WHAT??”
Me – “I’M MANIC-DEPRESSIVE, BI-POLAR, AND SUFFER FROM PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA!!”
Date – “OOHHHH!!! … (long pause… blank stare) That’s nice!”
…. Then I decided to press my luck…
Me – “Hey, you want to go out Thursday??”
Date – “What??”
Me – “DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME ON THURSDAY??”
Date – “YES!”
Then, as we were driving off in our respective cars….
Date – “DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT BI-POLAR?!”
Me – “ME??? NO! SEE YOU THURSDAY!”
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