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Forest Gump
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Some Favorite Forest Quotes...
Forrest: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must've kept that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
Lieutenant Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
Forrest: You know it's funny what a young man recollects? 'Cause I don't remember bein' born. I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the whole wide world.Regards,
Randy
"An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass" George Washington
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Originally posted by mybrokenjeep View PostLieutenant Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
I found Jesus. he mows my lawn
Last edited by womb raider 940; 11-25-08, 04:54 PM.Ford Raptor 6.2l
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Too damn funny! I started this thread with the intent of posting an email I received but screwed it all up and then had to go back to work. I come back tonight and there's a whole thread that grew on it's own. Remarkable. Plant the seed...[CENTER][COLOR=#ff0000]Resistance Off Road
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Originally posted by Tomb Raider 940 View PostI found Jesus. he mows my lawn
Regards,
Randy
"An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass" George Washington
www.youtube.com/user/MyBrokenJeep
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Mama Gump said... "Stupid is as stupid does..."
Found this and thought it was pretty funny....
[CENTER][/CENTER]Regards,
Randy
"An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass" George Washington
www.youtube.com/user/MyBrokenJeep
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