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  • #2
    Some Favorite Forest Quotes...

    Forrest: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must've kept that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

    Lieutenant Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
    Forrest: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

    Forrest: You know it's funny what a young man recollects? 'Cause I don't remember bein' born. I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the whole wide world.
    Regards,
    Randy

    "An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass" George Washington

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    • #3
      :dunno:
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      • #4
        "i love you jenny"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by mybrokenjeep View Post
          Lieutenant Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
          Forrest: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

          I found Jesus. he mows my lawn

          Last edited by womb raider 940; 11-25-08, 04:54 PM.
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          • #6
            Like mama always says stupid is as stupid does , I love that movie .
            A clean jeep is the sign of a sick mind

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            • #7
              Too damn funny! I started this thread with the intent of posting an email I received but screwed it all up and then had to go back to work. I come back tonight and there's a whole thread that grew on it's own. Remarkable. Plant the seed...
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              • #8
                we were like peas and carrots again

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                • #9
                  Life is like a box of chocolates ,you never know what your going to get .

                  B.S. Life is like a jar of jalapinos ,what you do with them today might burn your BUTT tomarrow
                  A clean jeep is the sign of a sick mind

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                  • #10
                    I'm not a smart man... but I know what jeep is.

                    Dear God, make me a Jeep. So I could drive far. Far far away from here.
                    "It puts the Jeep on the rock"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Tomb Raider 940 View Post
                      I found Jesus. he mows my lawn

                      Gump: And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free. (But I am not Jesus)
                      Regards,
                      Randy

                      "An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass" George Washington

                      www.youtube.com/user/MyBrokenJeep

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                      • #12
                        "If I was going somewhere.......I ...WAS...RUNNING!"
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                        • #13
                          Mama Gump said... "Stupid is as stupid does..."

                          Found this and thought it was pretty funny....

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                          Randy

                          "An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass" George Washington

                          www.youtube.com/user/MyBrokenJeep

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