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you really should
drive your Jeep...
to the mall ...
then lower it...
get lottsa chrome...
in the nude
in the winter
My Jeep Rocks
with no top
only in california!
In Big Bear
Kaff is legal
W T F
Dont Remind Chris
He's not barefoot
he's wearing socks
Are you drinking?
yes, of course!
She yelled as
as it went
slithering down the
firm and oily
pole in the
smoke filled room
Bob Marley Concert
whats that smell
Its Chris' Ass
you must know
cant stand it
that it stinks
In my Jeep
guess it's time
to go to
the qwikie mart
because i can
buy porn now
and stay home
but sometimes I
rip one out
and blame it
on Jill the
Little Rat Dog
She is not
mine is though
small and furry
but needs shaving
every other day
to keep the
fleas of her
hairy ass, and
in the jeep
she balanced
in the desert
so help me
with my beer
its getting warm
grab some ice
and a mug
pour on Dukes69's
W T F!
did Erik do
with my cigar?
dont look in
Sarah's chartreuse purse
you might find
a little yapping
large battery operated
music filled iPod
playinf, aerosmith PINK
to much dismay
the stupid MAC
started to smoke
and spew large
data chunks out
shooting corrupted signals
squealing into my
favorite koi pond
where the cat
urinates with such
a fiery blast
that I can't
begin to comprehend
so I rolled
the hamster around
until it puked
while Dukes60 waited
with a bucket
yo mama is
not to sure
when she dropped
you on your
big egg shaped
extremely hairy bellybutton
which was leaking
smelly slimey green
deep fried tofu
that he thought
looked like Jebus
was whale snot
everyone LOL'd until
I peed my
new orange knickers
and the opened
a pack of
fruity red starburst
which were moldy
yet bitter sweet
from being left
in a jar
of pickle juice
and pickled herring
and cod oil
because it tastes
like a juicy
warmed over roadkill
hightop converse sneaker
like my Ex
wife's boyfriend's crusty
who was totaly
smashed from the
party of sarah
where the pool
made evryone cold
and wanting to
drink more beer
before turning the
pool into a
port a john
when I went
to scratch my
doggie named jill
whose cold wet
little red hat
went rolling down
with its wheels
spinning and spinning
out of control
like a broken
hummer rim going
to be mounted
with duct tape
around dukes69's ass
but his ass
erupted a loud
thunderous gaseous emission
that choked off
The gerbal he
had in his
coat pocket when
petting his giraffe
named Pepe who
bit him on
the fleshy part
of his sack
after throwing the
ballerina dress over
the blacony rail
behind the pink
satin lace panties
that Dukes69 took
off his wildebeast
to dance naked
under the moonlight
on Holcomb Creek
with open diffs
and flat tires
and obnoxious children
screaming from the
steaming pot of
boiling oil poured
into their nostrils
"owch" they cried
by the fire
and orange striped
Bass lurking under
from their inflamed
orific poured cheesy
leftover chicken soup
combined with black
nonferrous metallic particles
eyed peas smashed
between their toes
and oozed upwards
as bees buzzed
towards the open
unsuspecting mouth of
the nubile young
beaver who sat
elongating its neck
so it could
hawk up pjlegm
onto Dukes69 bare
hairless, wrinkled sclap
making it glisten
like a pile
of melted M&M's
which melt in
your nose if
you don't blow
in nailers ear
but look out
he just might
shave his chicken
throwing the fur
into the air
for Chris L
armed with sprayglue
and bags to
make a hairpiece
with the fur
and porcupine needles
so his mohawk
with purple spikes
and mouse traps
with dead mice
would stand out
like Sarah's smile
whe she is
sucking down slurpee's
by the pool
wearing a thong
and high heels
riding a unicycle
around the jacuzzi
with a drink
of purple hue
and bad smell.
To my surprise
it was vodka
with a twist
of plum wine
the she slipped
and lost her
balance on the
enormous mutant cockroach
that was chasing
my overzealous dachshund
that's bigger than
Tam's abcessed toenail
which looks like
my Ex wife's
you really should
drive your Jeep...
to the mall ...
then lower it...
get lottsa chrome...
in the nude
in the winter
My Jeep Rocks
with no top
only in california!
In Big Bear
Kaff is legal
W T F
Dont Remind Chris
He's not barefoot
he's wearing socks
Are you drinking?
yes, of course!
She yelled as
as it went
slithering down the
firm and oily
pole in the
smoke filled room
Bob Marley Concert
whats that smell
Its Chris' Ass
you must know
cant stand it
that it stinks
In my Jeep
guess it's time
to go to
the qwikie mart
because i can
buy porn now
and stay home
but sometimes I
rip one out
and blame it
on Jill the
Little Rat Dog
She is not
mine is though
small and furry
but needs shaving
every other day
to keep the
fleas of her
hairy ass, and
in the jeep
she balanced
in the desert
so help me
with my beer
its getting warm
grab some ice
and a mug
pour on Dukes69's
W T F!
did Erik do
with my cigar?
dont look in
Sarah's chartreuse purse
you might find
a little yapping
large battery operated
music filled iPod
playinf, aerosmith PINK
to much dismay
the stupid MAC
started to smoke
and spew large
data chunks out
shooting corrupted signals
squealing into my
favorite koi pond
where the cat
urinates with such
a fiery blast
that I can't
begin to comprehend
so I rolled
the hamster around
until it puked
while Dukes60 waited
with a bucket
yo mama is
not to sure
when she dropped
you on your
big egg shaped
extremely hairy bellybutton
which was leaking
smelly slimey green
deep fried tofu
that he thought
looked like Jebus
was whale snot
everyone LOL'd until
I peed my
new orange knickers
and the opened
a pack of
fruity red starburst
which were moldy
yet bitter sweet
from being left
in a jar
of pickle juice
and pickled herring
and cod oil
because it tastes
like a juicy
warmed over roadkill
hightop converse sneaker
like my Ex
wife's boyfriend's crusty
who was totaly
smashed from the
party of sarah
where the pool
made evryone cold
and wanting to
drink more beer
before turning the
pool into a
port a john
when I went
to scratch my
doggie named jill
whose cold wet
little red hat
went rolling down
with its wheels
spinning and spinning
out of control
like a broken
hummer rim going
to be mounted
with duct tape
around dukes69's ass
but his ass
erupted a loud
thunderous gaseous emission
that choked off
The gerbal he
had in his
coat pocket when
petting his giraffe
named Pepe who
bit him on
the fleshy part
of his sack
after throwing the
ballerina dress over
the blacony rail
behind the pink
satin lace panties
that Dukes69 took
off his wildebeast
to dance naked
under the moonlight
on Holcomb Creek
with open diffs
and flat tires
and obnoxious children
screaming from the
steaming pot of
boiling oil poured
into their nostrils
"owch" they cried
by the fire
and orange striped
Bass lurking under
from their inflamed
orific poured cheesy
leftover chicken soup
combined with black
nonferrous metallic particles
eyed peas smashed
between their toes
and oozed upwards
as bees buzzed
towards the open
unsuspecting mouth of
the nubile young
beaver who sat
elongating its neck
so it could
hawk up pjlegm
onto Dukes69 bare
hairless, wrinkled sclap
making it glisten
like a pile
of melted M&M's
which melt in
your nose if
you don't blow
in nailers ear
but look out
he just might
shave his chicken
throwing the fur
into the air
for Chris L
armed with sprayglue
and bags to
make a hairpiece
with the fur
and porcupine needles
so his mohawk
with purple spikes
and mouse traps
with dead mice
would stand out
like Sarah's smile
whe she is
sucking down slurpee's
by the pool
wearing a thong
and high heels
riding a unicycle
around the jacuzzi
with a drink
of purple hue
and bad smell.
To my surprise
it was vodka
with a twist
of plum wine
the she slipped
and lost her
balance on the
enormous mutant cockroach
that was chasing
my overzealous dachshund
that's bigger than
Tam's abcessed toenail
which looks like
my Ex wife's