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    THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!

    Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the
    radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the
    lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
    Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love
    this!!!!

    This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a
    portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
    female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald
    who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
    military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach
    these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
    shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle
    range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to
    be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
    discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
    not one, are you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended.
    You gotta love the Marines!
    A clean jeep is the sign of a sick mind

  • #2
    HAHAHAHA!

    Awesome
    Michael

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    • #3
      Originally posted by nagal
      HAHAHAHA!

      Awesome
      X2

      HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

      [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
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      • #4
        Did you have permission from NPR to post the transcription?

        Just kidding, that was great!
        Erik

        I fix things.

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        • #5
          That drives the point hone doesn't it.
          Personally, I am against gun control, I feel it is a personal right guaranteed to us be they constitution, take it away and you are taking away our right to free acces to public land and any other right we have. Gun control is the first step to stripping our constitution and personal frredoms. However I have no use for guns.
          I think the general showed that you can enjoy guns even if you do not ever intend to use them to hunt game or kill a person.
          Kinda like my extensive sword and edged weapon collection, I love them, and like upscure medieval edged weapons, some of them are purely wicked. Would I ever use one? Lets just say, not unless I ever had too.
          Just because I own them and have a limited training in their use does not mean I am out looking for someone to use them on.
          We have millions of people in this country extensively trained on how to use a rifle, our military has done this for us. Would you want to invade a country like that?

          Opps sorry for hijacking this thread

          X3 hahahahahaha
          censored for having an opinion

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          • #6
            It's been around.....good story, but.....

            http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm
            olllllllo <--- If you can read that, roll me over!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by goodtimes
              It's been around.....good story, but.....

              http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm
              Booo. I hate that website.

              [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
              SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
              Ya Savvy?

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              • #8
                I can say that I though that was very funny!!! Even if she didn't think so!!! At least, I would have had a comeback.
                1993 Wrangler Black, 4" ProComp Lift, 33s.
                Glad to be back in California!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bullseye
                  ...

                  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
                  Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to
                  be teaching children?

                  GENERAL REINWALD:
                  I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
                  discipline before they even touch a firearm.

                  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
                  But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

                  GENERAL REINWALD:
                  Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
                  not one, are you?

                  ...

                  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
                  So you're saying it's ok to teach girls to have sex at an early age?

                  GENERAL REINWALD:
                  Ehhhh .. no ... SHUT UP b!tch we all have the right to bear arms because of the constitution.

                  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
                  So ok to teach young kids to shoot guns but not ok to teach them sex?

                  GENERAL REINWALD:
                  Yes.

                  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
                  Were your parents related sir?

                  03 Rubicon, 6" FT long arms, 35x12.5 MTRs
                  "Jeep is a kind of vehicle for which you have to buy a $250 security console in order to install and store a $40 CB radio. " --Me.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by goodtimes
                    It's been around.....good story, but.....

                    http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm
                    YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE THE FUN OUT OF EVERTHING
                    AND I AGREE I DONT LIKE THAT WEB SITE EITHER HAHAHAHAHAH
                    A clean jeep is the sign of a sick mind

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