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  • Damn women drivers ! !

    Women Drivers!!



    This morning on the Interstate,

    I looked over to my
    left and there was a

    woman

    in a brand new

    Cadillac

    doing 65 mph

    with her
    face up next to her

    rear view mirror

    putting on her eyeliner.


    I looked away

    for a couple seconds

    and when I looked back she was


    halfway over in my lane,

    still working on that makeup.


    As a man,

    I don't scare easily.

    But she scared me so much;

    I dropped
    my electric shaver,

    which knocked

    the donut

    out of my other hand.
    In all
    the confusion of trying

    to straighten out the car

    using my knees against
    the steering wheel,

    it knocked

    my cell phone

    away from my ear

    which fell


    into the coffee

    between my legs,

    splashed,

    and burned

    Big Jim and theTwins,

    ruined the damn phone,

    soaked my trousers,

    and disconnected an
    important call.


    Damn women drivers ! !
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    In Loving Memory of My Daughter

  • #2
    Ha!
    :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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    • #3
      Did you save the morning paper?

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      • #4
        Being a truck driver that drives the LA and san diego area every day, Trust me!!!! There is alot of truth to that, the things i see going on and people doing while driving makes you wonder how they are still alive.
        But there are some of the things that make the drive worth while on real hot days!!! LOL LOL
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        • #5
          Originally posted by New one
          Being a truck driver that drives the LA and san diego area every day, Trust me!!!! There is alot of truth to that, the things i see going on and people doing while driving makes you wonder how they are still alive.
          But there are some of the things that make the drive worth while on real hot days!!! LOL LOL

          LOL, Ed's a voyuer! He likes to watch! J/K Ed.
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          • #6
            ROFL!

            :gun:
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            • #7
              hh hh if i was u i would .......call 911.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by H8PVMT
                LOL, Ed's a voyuer! He likes to watch! J/K Ed.
                No need to be kidding!! LOL LOL, I dont deny that I look in the cars as they go by, Its get boring in that cab doing 10 or 15 mph, The entertainment value in unbelivable, From the stupid things they are doing to whatever, Heck!! I even have my "flash friday" sticker for the drive on fridays... It hasnt worked yet but im hoping...
                04TJ, 4.0 5spd
                4" rough country springs
                Nth degree arms upper and lower
                1" Currie MML/BL
                Jc fab rockers & 1" seat lift
                33"BFG MT's
                Lock-rite in the front

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by New one
                  No need to be kidding!! LOL LOL, I dont deny that I look in the cars as they go by, Its get boring in that cab doing 10 or 15 mph, The entertainment value in unbelivable, From the stupid things they are doing to whatever, Heck!! I even have my "flash friday" sticker for the drive on fridays... It hasnt worked yet but im hoping...
                  Flash Friday! Are you referencing Tom Leykis?
                  :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by sarah
                    Flash Friday! Are you referencing Tom Leykis?
                    Yep!!!! that be the topic!!!!
                    04TJ, 4.0 5spd
                    4" rough country springs
                    Nth degree arms upper and lower
                    1" Currie MML/BL
                    Jc fab rockers & 1" seat lift
                    33"BFG MT's
                    Lock-rite in the front

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by New one
                      Yep!!!! that be the topic!!!!
                      I know you can pick him up out of LA, do you know of anywhere else and what channel? I used to listen to him in Detroit. He's a riot.
                      :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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                      • #12
                        I've seen plenty of terrible drivers, and yes many were women, on my commute through the pass. But yesterday, the worst was about a 20 year old Caddy weaving a bit with real inconsisten speed. The drivers head was back like he was drunk or high. It wasn't 'til his girlfriend sat up wiping her mouth that I figured out what was going on
                        It's not the size of your tire, it's how you place it!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by sarah
                          Flash Friday! Are you referencing Tom Leykis?
                          I can't stand that guy, I'm so glad for XM no need to turn on the radio and waste my time. Toms advice: when you take a woman out to dinner don't order more than a dinner salad because your date will never order more food than you, or ask her what time she is eating dinner and then tell her your picking her up after she eats.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by CMeTopless818
                            I can't stand that guy
                            Agreed

                            Phil Hendrie is Wayyyyyy Better!
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by CMeTopless818
                              I can't stand that guy, I'm so glad for XM no need to turn on the radio and waste my time. Toms advice: when you take a woman out to dinner don't order more than a dinner salad because your date will never order more food than you, or ask her what time she is eating dinner and then tell her your picking her up after she eats.
                              It's all in good fun, I think. He just wants people to take him seriously so his ratings go up. I think it's funny to hear the people (women & men) call in all bent about his rants. For sure though, his "non-Leykis 101" topics are better.
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