Another MJR golf day

[HookandLadder]

Caddy Shack revival!

[Roger]

I never realized you could wheel and golf at the same time.

Makes me want to take up golf! Maybe not...

[NAILER341]

When is our next outing?

[dirtman13]

When is our next outing?

Soon. Let me know when you guys are ready and I'll start looking around. If you want to save some coin there are some nice courses in the IE. Hidden Valley is one that comes to mind.

[Materdaddy]

I know why you want to go to Hidden Valley...

[dirtman13]

I got caught. :hide:

While that is from quite a while ago I can tell you they do have the best looking cart girl in the IE.

[USMC 0369]

I know why you want to go to Hidden Valley...

[COLOR="darkred"]chuck just plays with his own balls... it's not about the babes... [/COLOR]:hide:

[dirtman13]

Do we need to discuss Brokeback Holcomb?

[USMC 0369]

[COLOR="darkred"]Golf? What the hell are you thinking about?[/COLOR]

[Roger]

I know why you want to go to Hidden Valley...

No photos Mat, didn't happen...

[HookandLadder]

I guess we found Chuck's jeep'n handicap....he can't wheel with anything having tires smaller than 35's.

[RAT]

Do we need to discuss Brokeback Holcomb?

Ha! Run Nick...

[RAT]

I guess we found Chuck's jeep'n handicap....he can't wheel with anything having tires smaller than 35's.

Too much weight in the tire carrier...

[MyBrokenJeep]

Good news for all you golfers!

New Federal Golf Rules
These new golf rules will be in effect beginning September of 2012. Please share with your fellow golfers.

President B.O. has recently appointed a Golf Czar and major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective September 1, 2012. This is only a preview as the complete rule book (about 2000 pages) is being rewritten as we speak. Here are a few of the changes:

Golfers with handicaps:

-handicaps below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%

-between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.

-above 18 will get a $20 check each time they play.

The term "gimmie" will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows:

-handicaps below 10, no entitlements.

-handicaps from 11-17, entitlements for putter length putts.

-handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up.

These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring. In addition, a Player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round. Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or a par. Only after all players have received a birdie or a par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again. The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term "net score" will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above. This is intended to "re-distribute" the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only "net score" against every other player's "gross score". These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.

Golf must be about Fairness. It should have nothing to do with ability, hard work, practice, and responsibility. This is the "Right thing to do".

[NAILER341]

Did Obama come up with these rules?

They would help my score though. :-)