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I just was informed of this internet disease that is affecting millions of people around the world right now. Apparently the Internet has been found to be more addicting than heroin. Here are some warning signs that you can use to determine if you might be a net junkie...
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You Might Be a Net Junkie if....
you're reading this at 3:30am, while chugging a bottle of jolt.
you have never seen any of your friends in person.
you say that you 'have to download' everytime you have to go to the bathroom.
you haven't went shopping in a "brick-and-mortar" store in a year... even for food.
you haven't heard a song recently that wasn't in MP3 format.
you refer to dying as going to "www.heaven.com".
you dream in HTML.
you refer to everything in URL form.
you wake up and wonder which web site you've surfed to.
your motto is, "My homepage is my castle."
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You get a tatoo that reads "This body is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 5.0 or higher."
You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap ... and your child in the overhead compartment.
You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
You laugh at people with 28800-baud modems.
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
Your cat has its own home page.
You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile!!!
enjoy.
You Might Be a Net Junkie if....
you're reading this at 3:30am, while chugging a bottle of jolt.
you have never seen any of your friends in person.
you say that you 'have to download' everytime you have to go to the bathroom.
you haven't went shopping in a "brick-and-mortar" store in a year... even for food.
you haven't heard a song recently that wasn't in MP3 format.
you refer to dying as going to "www.heaven.com".
you dream in HTML.
you refer to everything in URL form.
you wake up and wonder which web site you've surfed to.
your motto is, "My homepage is my castle."
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You get a tatoo that reads "This body is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 5.0 or higher."
You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap ... and your child in the overhead compartment.
You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
You laugh at people with 28800-baud modems.
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
Your cat has its own home page.
You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile!!!
[COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
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