Alternative to the new body scanners at the airport

[Ol Man]

The Airport Solution - It's such a simple solution to a problem!

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at
the airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of
this crap about racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a
long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.
Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in
the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers -- we now have a seat available on
flight number..." Works for me.

[platnumb4x]

LOL! lets get that started.

[6spdYJ]

Or have people walk through an inductive coil that will instantly get any ferrous metal red hot. You'll know immediately who's carrying a box cutter! Just let them know if you have a pace-maker, Sorry guy's youll still have to do the pat down.

[Roger]

I wouldn't mind the pat down so much if it was done by a smokin' hot 21 year old female and I would at least get a kiss when she was done...

[brokenujoint]

Guys TRUST me, There are NO hot TSA female employee's.
I deal with them EVERYDAY and they suck ballz. Major power trips and it seems that everyone of them, not just the females have to go through some genetic mutation process and pick up or drop off one chromosome because they all look like freaks to one degree or another.

They are however trying to get rid of TSA altogether and bring in 3rd party companies that will have to both bid for the job and also preserve good customer relations. TSA cares less about what you think or how they act because as of now, there's nothing you can do to bring even one agent to his/her financial knees.

[alittleoff]

Fly TAC (take a chance) Airlines

No searches, x-rays, or pat downs and keep your shoes on. Guns welcomed.
Just let us get on board, fly me to where ever, and drop my ass off.
But the hot female flight attendant is a must.
It's more dangerous to drive to work these days.

Steve


And give me a bag of salted-in-the-shell peanuts will ya.

[sarah]

Horray for the mayor who's bringing naked body scanners to LAX. Guess our trip to Hawaii is out! Old Fart, you were right, I have to admit I didn't believe you.

Kiss another liberty goodbye!

[Old Fart]

Sigh ........

[Kodiak Spirit]

The mayor is a jack-hole! Huzzah for the airport not allowing him the satisfaction of the P.R. stunt he tried to pull!

As for Hawaii, maybe you could take a cruise? hey you might make it... I dunno about the trip back though...

I will say that if they keep screwing with our quality of life with all this environmental crap and the health kick stuff and the 'fear of terrorism' ... the suicide rate is goona climb!

"fear of terrorism?" looks like they won that one...

[sarah]

The mayor is a jack-hole! Huzzah for the airport not allowing him the satisfaction of the P.R. stunt he tried to pull!

As for Hawaii, maybe you could take a cruise? hey you might make it... I dunno about the trip back though...

I will say that if they keep screwing with our quality of life with all this environmental crap and the health kick stuff and the 'fear of terrorism' ... the suicide rate is goona climb!

"fear of terrorism?" looks like they won that one...

Yeah, I told Rick we should just go to Johnson Valley for the honeymoon even the cruises are screwey these days!!