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I just received this e-mail from my aunt and I liked it so much I thought I'd share! It is simply brilliant!
Best, Maxwell Britton
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at
the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray
you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It
would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap
about racial profiling. This method would eliminate a long and
expensive trial. Justice would be quick and final, Case closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter
an announcement comes over the PA system:
"Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight
number 745"
Best, Maxwell Britton
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at
the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray
you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It
would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap
about racial profiling. This method would eliminate a long and
expensive trial. Justice would be quick and final, Case closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter
an announcement comes over the PA system:
"Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight
number 745"
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