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    SOLDIER #1:
    You're using coconuts!
    ARTHUR:
    What?
    SOLDIER #1:
    You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
    ARTHUR:
    So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
    SOLDIER #1:
    Where'd you get the coconuts?
    ARTHUR:
    We found them.
    SOLDIER #1:
    Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
    ARTHUR:
    What do you mean?
    SOLDIER #1:
    Well, this is a temperate zone.
    ARTHUR:
    The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
    SOLDIER #1:
    Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
    ARTHUR:
    Not at all. They could be carried.
    SOLDIER #1:
    What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
    ARTHUR:
    It could grip it by the husk!
    SOLDIER #1:
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
    ARTHUR:
    Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
    SOLDIER #1:
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
    ARTHUR:
    Please!
    SOLDIER #1:
    Am I right?
    ARTHUR:
    I'm not interested!
    SOLDIER #2:
    It could be carried by an African swallow!
    SOLDIER #1:
    Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
    SOLDIER #2:
    Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
    ARTHUR:
    Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
    SOLDIER #1:
    But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
    SOLDIER #2:
    Oh, yeah.
    SOLDIER #1:
    So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
    [clop clop clop]
    SOLDIER #2:
    Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
    SOLDIER #1:
    No, they'd have to have it on a line.
    SOLDIER #2:
    Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
    SOLDIER #1:
    What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
    SOLDIER #2:
    Well, why not?
    :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

  • #2
    Monty Python

    I WIN
    [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
    SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
    Ya Savvy?

    Motech Performance

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    • #3
      are you suggesting posts migrate!?
      :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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      • #4
        I don't know if they migrate. Do they? Or are we all just "nuts"?

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        • #5
          hmm, sometimes they migrate. i know my post count can migrate to where i'd like it to - but i'll play fair for chris' sake.
          :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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          • #6
            Who need to play fair. It's only cheating if you get caught. And like I've been told before, if ya aint cheatin ya aint tryin.

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            • #7
              all's well that ends well!!
              :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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              • #8
                I guess in retro-thought, it's not about who wins, but how you play the game. And if you're playing fair, then that is ok. I'm still beating him at posts per day.

                hahahahahha

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Trailbst
                  I guess in retro-thought, it's not about who wins, but how you play the game. And if you're playing fair, then that is ok. I'm still beating him at posts per day.

                  hahahahahha

                  I like how you talk . . . like I cant see what your saying

                  Keep up the good work
                  [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
                  SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
                  Ya Savvy?

                  Motech Performance

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                  • #10
                    You and I both know that if I didn't want you to see it, I would send private messages, but i'm not.

                    I'll tell the whole world.....

                    I'M WINNING!!!!!!



                    LOL

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                    • #11
                      Booooooooo b
                      [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
                      SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
                      Ya Savvy?

                      Motech Performance

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                      • #12
                        well . . . you have to sleep sometime
                        [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
                        SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
                        Ya Savvy?

                        Motech Performance

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                        • #13
                          Not necessarily true. I will be a daddy tomorrow, so I'll be up at all times of the night. LOL LOL LOL

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                          • #14
                            CONGRATS!!!!!!
                            :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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                            • #15
                              Thanks Sarah. Woke up this morning, couldn't get back to sleep, Anxious. So i'm sitting here doin' a little posting. I'll post some pics, when I get home later.

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