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  • Many of you have probably seen this...

    but I hadn't until now and I thought is was great. So for those of you who haven't, here it is...

    You know you're a real Jeeper if:
    1. You use a hose to clean the outside AND the inside of your Jeep.
    2. You take your date home early on a Saturday night so you can work on your Jeep.
    3. You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain.
    4. You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark.
    5. You roll it over and don't get upset.
    6. Your Wife, Mom or your sister can't get in without help.
    7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb.
    8. You feel nauseous when you see a RAV-4 or a Chevy Tracker.
    9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush.
    10. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you want to get out and slap the driver.
    11. It takes more than 6 hours to get donuts.
    12. You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days.
    13. You take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail; I don't see a trail!"
    14. You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker.
    15. You can see OVER a Suburban.
    16. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up.
    17. Your Nerf bars battle rocks and the rocks win, but you don't care cuz now you can buy those rocker guards and "real" rock sliders you've been eyeing.
    18. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off.
    19. You drive around to look at Christmas lights . . . topless.
    20. You change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
    21. Your "Parts Department" is on blocks behind your house.
    22. You take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again.
    23. You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield.
    24. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents.
    25. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints.
    26. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling.
    27. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other.
    28. Winter comes and you can't remember where you left your top.
    29. You spend more on car washes than on insurance.
    30. Even worse, the car wash won't let you in.
    31. You fix almost everything yourself.
    32. You feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser.
    33. You have the phone numbers for all of your favorite mail-order accessory houses memorized.
    34. You have all your credit card numbers memorized.
    35. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground.
    36. You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm . . . and get paid for it.
    37. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it.
    38. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway.
    39. You are dating the Service, Parts, or Sales Manager at your local Jeep dealership.
    40. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily.
    41. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway.
    42. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep.
    43. After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?", the next question is always: "And you do this for fun, right?".
    44. Your criteria for selecting a "significant other" includes auto repair skills--air tools optional.
    45. You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule.
    46. You save broken Jeep parts as "mementos".
    47. You know the exact story behind every one (see above).
    48. When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Jeep Owner's Bible".
    49. You keep trying to convince your significant other to allow you to remove the doors on the family minivan.
    50. Your Jeep no longer fits in the garage.
    51. You always have your drinks "on the rocks".
    52. You think that any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel.
    53. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps.
    54. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.
    55. You know your ring gear size, but not your wedding ring size.
    56. All of your shirts have some sort of grease or oil stains, or battery acid holes, from not planning on working on your (or a friend's) Jeep.
    57. You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off of your Jeep.
    58. You think that an "airline" is something that connects your differential to your air compressor.
    59. You stop trying to get the dirt out from under your fingernails.
    60. You buy parts for your Jeep instead of food for your family.
    61. You spend Super Bowl Sunday turning wrenches rather than watching the game.
    62. Your e-mail address refers to your Jeep rather than you.
    63. Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms.
    64. You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep.
    65. You have Jeep parts in your cubicle at work.
    66. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom.
    67. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage.
    68. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident.
    69. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep.
    70. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.
    71. You're constantly getting passed on the highway.
    72. The Service Department has to let all of the air out of your front tires in order to reach the engine.
    73. Your wallet is always empty!
    74. You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even if they are not broken.
    75. You understand that JEEP is a way of life, not just for transportation.
    76. You have more pictures of your Jeep than of your kids.
    77. You're sitting here reading this while your wife/husband is waiting for you in bed.

    Capt. Jim
    Last edited by Captain Jim; 03-03-04, 11:40 AM.
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  • #2
    lemme see here:

    1. nope
    2. date? i spend saturday nights in the garage
    3. yes
    4. yes
    5. probably wouldn't be too worried (now i can chop the top!)
    6. yes
    7. yes
    8. yes... but that's the case even before I had a Jeep
    9. yes "california pin stripes"
    10. yes. i usually just look over and shake my head
    11. ummm... i'll have to go with no on this one :confused:
    12. snow? what's that?
    13. it's happened :yawn:
    14. yes!
    15. not quite
    16. yup
    17. already got 'real' rock sliders
    18. N/A
    19. N/A
    20. i haven't, but I could
    21. nope, but the idea cracks me up
    22. N/A haven't rolled yet (luckily)
    23. ice? snow? wtf?
    24. nope.. heater works pretty well actually
    25. yes
    26. it's happened
    27. 'bout 50/50
    28. N/A
    29. you're supposed to wash 'em?
    30. it's happened
    31. yup
    32. yes
    33. not phone numbers... do website addresses count?
    34. yup
    35. yes, and I don't even go in the mud
    36. snow?
    37. nope
    38. why would I plow my driveway? must be a snow thing
    39. :shudder:
    40. ugh N/A
    41. borderline
    42. nope
    43. yes
    44. she's pretty handy
    45. N/A
    46. it's true!
    47. yup
    48. no
    49. N/A
    50. haven't tried... see that other thread for pics of my garage and you'll understand why!
    51. yes
    52. yup... or a motorcycle tire
    53. true
    54. N/A
    55. true :yawn:
    56. yes
    57. not a berm, but it's a pretty good mound
    58. yup
    59. for the most part
    60. it's happened (kragen or mcdonalds.... well, i DO need an oil filter)
    61. I only watch for the commercials anyway
    62. no
    63. N/A
    64. not quite
    65. N/A (but I do get parts shipped here instead of my home address!)
    66. YES!
    67. yup
    68. N/A
    69. almost... axles & u-joints are with me on every trip!
    70. yes!
    71. yes
    72. i wouldn't let the service department touch my car I they paid ME to work on it
    73. it's true
    74. yup... it's been a life-long problem of mine too
    75. YES
    76. N/A (no kids), but I bet it'd be about equal
    77. N/A (i'm at work) :yawn:

    :hat:

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    • #3
      Went on and on for months.......

      http://jeepz.com/index.php?name=PNph...topic&t=317420

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      • #4
        Re: Many of you have probably seen this...

        You know you're a real Jeeper if:
        1. You use a hose to clean the outside AND the inside of your Jeep.
        I dont wash my Jeep

        2. You take your date home early on a Saturday night so you can work on your Jeep.
        Yes

        3. You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain.
        Yes

        4. You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark.
        Way of life!


        5. You roll it over and don't get upset.
        ummm, I'd prolly cry

        6. Your Wife, Mom or your sister can't get in without help.
        yes

        7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb.
        No

        8. You feel nauseous when you see a RAV-4 or a Chevy Tracker.
        No

        9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush.
        Yes

        10. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you want to get out and slap the driver.
        Not really

        11. It takes more than 6 hours to get donuts.
        Nope

        12. You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days.
        Whats snow?!!?

        13. You take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail; I don't see a trail!"
        My friends dont wheel with me because they think they are doing to DIE!!

        14. You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker.
        no

        15. You can see OVER a Suburban.
        Yes, I think

        16. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up.
        no

        17. Your Nerf bars battle rocks and the rocks win, but you don't care cuz now you can buy those rocker guards and "real" rock sliders you've been eyeing.
        WTF are nerf bars?

        18. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off.
        Yes

        19. You drive around to look at Christmas lights . . . topless.
        no, too cold

        20. You change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
        nope

        21. Your "Parts Department" is on blocks behind your house.
        at one point, yes

        22. You take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again.
        nope

        23. You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield.
        Ice!?!

        24. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents.
        Yes

        25. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints.
        Yes

        26. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling.
        Yes

        27. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other.
        No

        28. Winter comes and you can't remember where you left your top.
        No

        29. You spend more on car washes than on insurance.
        I dont wash my Jeep, for the second time!

        30. Even worse, the car wash won't let you in.
        Sheesh, get over the car wash thing already!!

        31. You fix almost everything yourself.
        Almost???

        32. You feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser.
        nope

        33. You have the phone numbers for all of your favorite mail-order accessory houses memorized.
        nope, in my Cell phone

        34. You have all your credit card numbers memorized.
        Yes

        35. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground.
        I hate mud

        36. You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm . . . and get paid for it.
        snow?

        37. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it.
        NEVER!

        38. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway.
        where is all this snow?

        39. You are dating the Service, Parts, or Sales Manager at your local Jeep dealership.
        no, he's not my type

        40. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily.
        more snow, huh?

        41. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on
        the highway.
        Yes

        42. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep.
        no

        43. After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?", the next question is always: "And you do this for fun, right?".
        no

        44. Your criteria for selecting a "significant other" includes auto repair skills--air tools optional.
        yes!

        45. You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule.
        Chuck says N/A, I think I agree

        46. You save broken Jeep parts as "mementos".
        YES

        47. You know the exact story behind every one (see above).
        Yes

        48. When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Jeep Owner's Bible".
        no

        49. You keep trying to convince your significant other to allow you to remove the doors on the family minivan.
        minivan?

        50. Your Jeep no longer fits in the garage.
        Almost!

        51. You always have your drinks "on the rocks".
        nope

        52. You think that any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel.
        mmmm bagels

        53. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps.
        just pick her up and shove her in!

        54. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.
        dont go to church, prolly explains alot

        55. You know your ring gear size, but not your wedding ring size.
        no

        56. All of your shirts have some sort of grease or oil stains, or battery acid holes, from not planning on working on your (or a friend's) Jeep.
        YES

        57. You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off of your Jeep.
        I hate mud and I DONT WASH MY JEEP!!!!!

        58. You think that an "airline" is something that connects your differential to your air compressor.
        sure, why not

        59. You stop trying to get the dirt out from under your fingernails.
        Yes

        60. You buy parts for your Jeep instead of food for your family.
        yes

        61. You spend Super Bowl Sunday turning wrenches rather than watching the game.
        or wheeling, does that count?

        62. Your e-mail address refers to your Jeep rather than you.
        ummm, one does

        63. Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms.
        not yet!

        64. You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep.
        not yet!

        65. You have Jeep parts in your cubicle at work.
        YES

        66. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom.
        yes

        67. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage.
        yes

        68. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident.
        nope

        69. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep.
        try to

        70. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.
        thats a sore subject

        71. You're constantly getting passed on the highway.
        every damn day

        72. The Service Department has to let all of the air out of your front tires in order to reach the engine.
        see number 31

        73. Your wallet is always empty!
        sigh, all the time

        74. You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even if they are not broken.
        yes

        75. You understand that JEEP is a way of life, not just for transportation.
        I dont know about that

        76. You have more pictures of your Jeep than of your kids.
        ask tammy

        77. You're sitting here reading this while your wife/husband is waiting for you in bed.
        NO WAY!

        [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
        SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
        Ya Savvy?

        Motech Performance

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        • #5
          you know your a jeeper if you sat down and answered all 77 question .hahahahahahahaha
          A clean jeep is the sign of a sick mind

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bullseye
            you know your a jeeper if you sat down and answered all 77 question .hahahahahahahaha
            and really really bored
            [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
            SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
            Ya Savvy?

            Motech Performance

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            • #7
              78 You spend countless hours researching jeep stuff on the internet and reading jeep boards/forums.

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              • #8
                #4 yeah... just look at my motto...

                #8. i have the unfortunate luck of having to drive a rav 4. 99" with 21k on it and yes i am selling it so i can get my jeep if any one would be interested send me a note.

                P.S. a 6'1" person cannot fit in a rav 4 comfortably especiall since you cant run s**t over
                Last edited by KID; 03-03-04, 09:22 PM.
                those arent scratches and dents those are accent marks...

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                • #9
                  1. You use a hose to clean the outside AND the inside of your Jeep.
                  no, pressure washer!

                  2. You take your date home early on a Saturday night so you can work on your Jeep.
                  n/a

                  3. You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain.
                  yes

                  4. You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark.
                  yes

                  5. You roll it over and don't get upset.
                  n/a

                  6. Your Wife, Mom or your sister can't get in without help.
                  yes

                  7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb.
                  yes

                  8. You feel nauseous when you see a RAV-4 or a Chevy Tracker.
                  no, I puke.

                  9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush.
                  yes, tons!

                  10. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you want to get out and slap the driver.
                  no, beat him within an inch of his life!

                  11. It takes more than 6 hours to get donuts.
                  no

                  12. You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days.
                  n/a

                  13. You take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail; I don't see a trail!"
                  no

                  14. You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker.
                  no

                  15. You can see OVER a Suburban.
                  yes, lowriders

                  16. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up.
                  yes, when wheeling

                  17. Your Nerf bars battle rocks and the rocks win, but you don't care cuz now you can buy those rocker guards and "real" rock sliders you've been eyeing.
                  no, I took those ugly things off the day I bought the jeep.

                  18. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off.
                  yes

                  19. You drive around to look at Christmas lights . . . topless.
                  yes

                  20. You change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
                  n/a

                  21. Your "Parts Department" is on blocks behind your house.
                  no, in boxes.

                  22. You take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again.
                  not quite

                  23. You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield.
                  n/a

                  24. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents.
                  n/a

                  25. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints.
                  yes

                  26. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling.
                  yes

                  27. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other.
                  yes

                  28. Winter comes and you can't remember where you left your top.
                  no

                  29. You spend more on car washes than on insurance.
                  no, car washes are a waste of money.

                  30. Even worse, the car wash won't let you in.
                  no never, pass them a few extra bucks and they treat you like a VIP.

                  31. You fix almost everything yourself.
                  Most things

                  32. You feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser.
                  no, only H2 owners

                  33. You have the phone numbers for all of your favorite mail-order accessory houses memorized.
                  no

                  34. You have all your credit card numbers memorized.
                  no

                  35. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground.
                  yes

                  36. You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm . . . and get paid for it.
                  no

                  37. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it.
                  n/a

                  38. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway.
                  n/a

                  39. You are dating the Service, Parts, or Sales Manager at your local Jeep dealership.
                  no

                  40. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily.
                  n/a

                  41. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway.
                  no

                  42. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep.
                  no

                  43. After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?", the next question is always: "And you do this for fun, right?".
                  yes

                  44. Your criteria for selecting a "significant other" includes auto repair skills--air tools optional.
                  no

                  45. You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule.
                  no

                  46. You save broken Jeep parts as "mementos".
                  yes

                  47. You know the exact story behind every one (see above).
                  yes

                  48. When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Jeep Owner's Bible".
                  no

                  49. You keep trying to convince your significant other to allow you to remove the doors on the family minivan.
                  no

                  50. Your Jeep no longer fits in the garage.
                  no

                  51. You always have your drinks "on the rocks".
                  no

                  52. You think that any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel.
                  no

                  53. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps.
                  she can walk

                  54. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.
                  no....tires

                  55. You know your ring gear size, but not your wedding ring size.
                  no

                  56. All of your shirts have some sort of grease or oil stains, or battery acid holes, from not planning on working on your (or a friend's) Jeep.
                  not all of them

                  57. You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off of your Jeep.
                  yes

                  58. You think that an "airline" is something that connects your differential to your air compressor.
                  yes/no

                  59. You stop trying to get the dirt out from under your fingernails.
                  yes

                  60. You buy parts for your Jeep instead of food for your family.
                  yes

                  61. You spend Super Bowl Sunday turning wrenches rather than watching the game.
                  no

                  62. Your e-mail address refers to your Jeep rather than you.
                  no

                  63. Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms.
                  yes

                  64. You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep.
                  suspension yes

                  65. You have Jeep parts in your cubicle at work.
                  n/a

                  66. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom.
                  yes

                  67. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage.
                  yes

                  68. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident.
                  no

                  69. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep.
                  no

                  70. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.
                  yes

                  71. You're constantly getting passed on the highway.
                  not when dad's driving

                  72. The Service Department has to let all of the air out of your front tires in order to reach the engine.
                  probably, they are stuffed in there.

                  73. Your wallet is always empty!
                  yes

                  74. You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even if they are not broken.
                  sometime

                  75. You understand that JEEP is a way of life, not just for transportation.
                  no

                  76. You have more pictures of your Jeep than of your kids.
                  n/a

                  77. You're sitting here reading this while your wife/husband is waiting for you in bed.
                  n/a

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