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From Bill Cosby:
I have decided to become a write in candidate. Here is my platform:
1. Press 1 for english is banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.
2. We will immediatly go into a 2 year isolationist posture to straighten out the countrys attitude. No imports, no exports. We will use the Wal-Mart policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
3. When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% tax on it.
4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border for 6 months. They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
5. Social security will return to its original state. If you didn't put nothing in, you ain't getting nothing out. Politicians will be unable to touch it.
6. Welfare - Checks will be passed out on fridays at the end of a 40 hour school week and after the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
7. Professional Atheletes-- Steriods. The FIRST time you test positive you are banned for life.
8. Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, you steal, you lose your hand. No more life sentances, if convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victims, gun, knife, rape, etc.
9. One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will cost the same as a barrel of oil.
10. All foreign aid using taxpayer money will stop, and the saved money will help lower the national debt and lower taxes. When diasters occur around the world, we'll ask the american people if they want to donate to a diaster fund and each citizen can make their own decision whether its a worthy cause.
11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and in congress.
12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outing, etc.
sorry if i stepped on anyone's toes
GOD BLESS AMERICA,
Bill Cosby
From Bill Cosby:
I have decided to become a write in candidate. Here is my platform:
1. Press 1 for english is banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.
2. We will immediatly go into a 2 year isolationist posture to straighten out the countrys attitude. No imports, no exports. We will use the Wal-Mart policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
3. When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% tax on it.
4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border for 6 months. They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
5. Social security will return to its original state. If you didn't put nothing in, you ain't getting nothing out. Politicians will be unable to touch it.
6. Welfare - Checks will be passed out on fridays at the end of a 40 hour school week and after the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
7. Professional Atheletes-- Steriods. The FIRST time you test positive you are banned for life.
8. Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, you steal, you lose your hand. No more life sentances, if convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victims, gun, knife, rape, etc.
9. One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will cost the same as a barrel of oil.
10. All foreign aid using taxpayer money will stop, and the saved money will help lower the national debt and lower taxes. When diasters occur around the world, we'll ask the american people if they want to donate to a diaster fund and each citizen can make their own decision whether its a worthy cause.
11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and in congress.
12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outing, etc.
sorry if i stepped on anyone's toes
GOD BLESS AMERICA,
Bill Cosby
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