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  • Jeep Bible

    So a few people over at Pirate4x4 came up with a little list. Some of these were pretty funny.

    How many can You Relate to?


    Official Jeep Talk Bible (subject to change as we see fit)

    By WestSierraJeep
    1. Hardcore is normal.
    2. Sheetmetal was straight in my Jeeps previous life.
    3. Fuel Injection Rocks !
    4. 60's 60's 60's 60's 60's 60's !
    5. Scrap the 30 !
    6. SOA is not a mod' it's a way of life !
    By Putzboy
    7. First you crawl, then you walk, then you drive, then you crawl again.......
    8. T18
    9. SM420
    10. SM465
    11. NP435
    12. If you ain't puckered, you ain't WHEELIN'
    By nasvik
    13. If you have to ask, you don't need it.
    By HighHooder
    14. 36" tires really aren't that big.
    15. Sheetmetal cuts real easily with a sawzall.
    By Charly
    16. NV4500, it's not just for yuppies anymore !
    By Mo
    17. The guy who decided to use Torx on Jeeps should be beaten severely.
    18. Do it yourself if at all possible.
    19. If you can't do it yourself, find a friend to help. You'll figure it out between the two of you.
    20. AMC V8 swaps are trivial. Do it.
    21. One ton CJs are cool.
    22. Just weld something up.
    23. It's perfectly normal to have several non-running vehicles in the yard, regardless of what the local law enforcement agency says.
    24. Wave dammit.
    25. The Liberty, though ugly as sin, is still a Jeep, but just barely.
    By LarryM
    26. No one here cares if Rubicon Express's control arms are better than Teraflex's... make your own damn it!
    By doctor_G
    27. Atlas II, If you can swing it,get it
    By jeepnsn
    28. 30's, 35's and 44's? Hell 60's 60's 60's were last year, now it's MOGS MOGS MOGS !!!
    29. The known communists on this board don't drive Jeeps!
    30. Chicks dig Jeeps!
    31. Chicks that dig Cruisers usually think they're Jeeps!
    32. No! Honey, IT'S not done yet!
    33. Yes a tube bender is a perfectly good birthday present.
    34. Stop whining about bolt ons, and make the freaking thing.
    35. There's no such thing as too many Jeeps, just not enough space. (I think this one applies to me and Mark)
    36. If I wanted to drive a foreign 4x I would move to another country.
    37. If you need to know will 31" tires fit your stock rig, or weather chrome will blind the eyes of other's on the trail, or what color comes stock on a TJ ask here... http://jeepsunlimited.com/forums/
    not HERE!
    38. If you are a spineless dweeb that thinks that our style is crass and unfair, or that we are a bunch of insensitive, insulting, cheap bastards that would laugh our asses off at your missfortunes as you went through the box on the 'con. You're right. Develop thick skin, and an ability to dish it out, or go away. Remember this is the dark side.
    39. Newbies, search first before you look foolish or else The Mayor will do both for you.
    40. If you weren't here before the feb. 2k crash, you can still be cool yet some will still think you are a newbie!
    41. A fat wallet, a bought killer rig and an attitude do not make you a good driver.
    By Charly
    42. You know shitloads about Fords, Chevys, Scouts, and even Volvos (yorks) because......they are donors to the good cause.
    By Rocktoad
    43. You will roll it sooner or later.
    By 2XTRM4U
    44. Get in, ... Sit down, ... Shut up , an Hang on !
    45. Go Big or go home !
    46. __(OIIIIIO)__ rOkOn
    By H8monday
    47. All 4 wheels must participate, lock up your axles.
    48. A roll cage is not an option, its mandatory.
    49.You can learn how to help yourself, by helping others when they need a hand.
    By Bob Levenhagen
    50. BIG BLOCKS can, will, and do work in jeeps.
    51. Full case Detroits are lockers.
    52. Spools R Cool
    By SledgeHammer
    53. Body damage happens....get over it!
    54. There two kinds of people that wheel:
    a. The ones who have rolled
    b. The ones that are going to roll
    By badassjeepguy
    55. god forgives..... rocks dont
    56. its mind over matter.. i dont mind and the sheet metal dont matter!
    57. when the goin gets tuff, the tuff get locked
    58. it is perfectly ok to point and laugh at geo trackers that you pass by on the street
    59. if you get your panties in a bunch from our ****ing attitude........leave!
    By IN2JEEPN
    60. "Whats that noise" just keep wheeling, you'll find it later.
    61. DAMN!! It ain't sposed to do that!!
    62. ANNOY A LIBERAL, Drive a big 4x4
    By JeepinIan
    63. When It Breaks, Upgrade!
    By The almighty Massey !
    64. Do not ask what Massey is, figure it out!
    By 66CJdean
    65. If it aint broke..Don't fix it!
    66. When people ask you what year is it you ask, What part???
    67. If you have to ask how to calculate crawl ratio? Yours isn't worth calculating.
    68. First came Jeeps, then came the others.
    By DippStick
    69. Of course I'm going to wheel it..
    By 66CJdean
    70. If it starts, then drive it.. If the hubs lock, then wheel it.
    By Bob/CA
    71. If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
    By SledgeHammer
    72. If it don`t fit get a BIGGER hammer!
    By Lance (Sorry Belly up. Got to give credit where due.)
    73. Drive it like you stole it !
    By BellyUp
    74. ROTFLMAO
    By Bob/CA
    75. There is no such thing as too much lift, as long as you have the tires to match.
    By Jeepinlan
    76. There's no replacement for displacement.
    By Wooders
    77. Get over it !
    By WestSierraJeep
    78. If your sig. is over 3 or 4 lines, don't expect us to take you seriously,,, in fact you bore us !!!
    By RebelJeeper
    79. Thats not a sunburn, been welding on the Jeep again.
    By jeepnsn
    80. Flat fenders came that way. What I did was sawsall my fenders, NOT make my round fender into a flatty.
    By doctor G
    81. This should be considered college level for wheeling Jeeps, so don't post kindergarden level topics.
    82. Horsepower is how fast you hit the mud, Torque is how far you take the mud with you
    By Roxie
    Men dig chicks with big boggers
    It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions

  • #2
    is this the New Testament?
    [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
    SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
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    • #3
      Hmmm, looks like the condensed version Dukes!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Trailbst
        Hmmm, looks like the condensed version Dukes!
        good one
        [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
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        • #5
          you know that we're all to lazy to read the whole thing. Just give us the highlights.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Trailbst
            you know that we're all to lazy to read the whole thing. Just give us the highlights.
            I just dont want to read, period.
            [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
            SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
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