Lie clock

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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him. He asked, "Why
are all those clocks here?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie
the hands on your clock move."

"Oh," replied the man, "very interesting... whose
clock is that?"



"That's Mother Teresa's clock," answered St. Peter.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie."

"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "And whose clock is
that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire Life."

"Where's Kwame Kilpatrick's clock?" asked the man.

"Kwame's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan."