Weird Dream

[Shadly1]

I had this weird dream last night. I was at a baseball game. It was the Cardinals. The second baseman didn’t show up, so they asked around if anybody knows how to play. I said, “I do” and they put me in. The other team kept hitting them right to me because I was the new guy out of the crowd and I kept catching pop flies. I didn’t have to hit for some reason. We won the game and they said, “You’re hired”. I remember being disappointed at them saying this because I already had too much to do. Every time I turned on the TV, I heard that the Cardinals were about to play and I got all upset because I had to stop what I was doing and get over to the field so they could win and I could go back to what I was doing. This probably has some profound translation about my life, but I don’t know what that is. I don’t even like pro sports.

[Kodiak Spirit]

makes sense man, you are the star of the team... you are the most important dude to them... that's so cool...

but really, you sound overworked.... crack a beer and forget about things for the night.

let it all go man, just let it go...

[RAT]

At least there were'nt any midgets with gerbils and KY...

[Kodiak Spirit]

woah dude, what kinda dreams do you have?! LOL!

[Schmo]

Interpretation

I said, “I do” and they put me in. The other team (Translated: other Women)kept hitting (Insert: on me) them right to me. I didn’t have to (Correction: get to) hit (Translated: come on you can figure this one out) for some reason.

I'll stop here . . . the rest is too depressing

[rickashay]

Shrinks hourly wage..1000 bucks. Schmo's interpretation...priceless.lol.

[Schmo]

I said, “I do” and they put me in. The other team kept hitting them right to me because I was the new guy out of the crowd and I kept catching pop flies. I didn’t have to hit for some reason. We won the game and they said, “You’re hired”. I remember being disappointed at them saying this because I already had too much to do. Every time I turned on the TV, I heard that the Cardinals were about to play and I got all upset because I had to stop what I was doing and get over to the field so they could win and I could go back to what I was doing. I don’t even like pro sports.

Let's give this another shot and take it a bit further. I've gone ahead and translated the key words and removed the noise so you could take a look at the true meaning . . . Sorry Bro

I said, “I do”. Other women kept hitting on me. I didn’t get to :censor: for some reason. She said, “You’re married” . . . I remember being disappointed at her saying this because there were so many to do. Every time I turned on the TV, I heard that the she wanted to play and I got all upset because I had to stop what I was doing and :censor: so I could go back to what I was doing.I don’t even like women.

[Shadly1]

I said, “I do”. Other women kept hitting on me. I didn’t get to :censor: for some reason. She said, “You’re married” . . . I remember being disappointed at her saying this because there were so many to do. Every time I turned on the TV, I heard that the she wanted to play and I got all upset because I had to stop what I was doing and :censor: so I could go back to what I was doing.I don’t even like women.

Aw man! I'm gay and married? Am I still allowed to drive a Jeep?

[Schmo]

Aw man! I'm gay and married? Am I still allowed to drive a Jeep?

Absolutely . . . with these types of issues, it sounds like you need the escape as much or more than the rest of us. Without Jeepin' you might be forced over the edge!

Hope you know I'm just messin' with you . . . at least I left the midgets and gerbils out of it right?

[Shadly1]

at least I left the midgets and gerbils out of it right?

Haha, I don't know the man too well but I think it's pretty save to assume Kurt will "go there" pretty early in the conversation.