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    Scenario: Little Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

    *1967* - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Little Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

    *2007* - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Little Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.



    Scenario: Little Johnny won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

    *1967* - Little Johnny is sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.

    *2007* - Little Johnny is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from State because Little Johnny has a learning disability.



    Scenario: Little Johnny breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    *1967* - Little Johnny is more careful next time.

    *2007* - Little Johnnies dad is arrested for child abuse. Little Johnny is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist convinces Little Johnnies sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Little Johnnies mom has affair with psychologist.



    Scenario: Little Johnny has a headache and brings some aspirin to school.

    *1967* - Little Johnny takes aspirin in lunchroom and headache goes away.

    *2007* - Police called. Little Johnny is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.



    Scenario: Juanito pocito fails English in high school.

    *1967* - Juanito pocito goes to summer school, passes English.

    *2007* - Juanito pocito's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Juanito pocito's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Juanito pocito is given a diploma even though he cannot speak English.



    Scenario: Little Johnny takes leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, blows up an ant hill at school.

    *1967* - Ants die.

    *2007* - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Little Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on Terror Watch List and is never allowed to fly again.



    Scenario: Little Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher who hugs him to comfort him.

    *1967* - In a short time, Little Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

    *2007* - Teacher is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Little Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.



    *Scenario: Little Johnny goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

    *1967* - Vice principal comes over to look at Little Johnnies shotgun. He goes to his truck and gets his shotgun and he and Little Johnny discuss hunting techniques.

    *2007* - School goes into lock-down, and FBI is called. Little Johnny is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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    Sad, but true
    Dan

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    • #3
      Aahhh! The Good Ole Days!
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      I have finally stopped drinking for good.
      Now I drink for evil..... :devil:
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