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    Southern Ebonics

    Not to be outdone by Ebonics in California, the Southern Association
    of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of federal dollars to
    teach"Y'allbonics" in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line.
    Included here are some samples of "Y'allbonics." If you do not
    understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an explanation.

    HEIDI: (noun) Greeting.
    HIRE YEW: (complete sentence) Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi,
    hire yew?"
    BARD: (verb) Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother
    bard my pickup truck."
    JAWJUH: (noun) The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
    Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
    BAMMER: (noun) The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
    Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in
    improvements."
    MUNTS: (noun) A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh
    bard my pi! ckup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
    THANK: (verb) Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
    RANCH: (noun) A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I leff my
    ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a
    few munts ago."
    ALL: (noun) A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my
    brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
    FAR: (noun) A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't
    change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
    TAR: (noun) A rubber wheel. Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
    Jawjuhdon't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
    TIRE: (noun) A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't
    rise, Ah sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
    RETARD: (verb) To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age
    65."
    FARN: (adjective) Not domestic. Usage: "Icuddint unnerstand a wurd
    he sed .... mus! t be from some farn country."
    DID: (adjective) Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
    ARE: (noun) A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen. Usage: "He cain't
    breathe ...give 'im some ARE!"
    BOB WAR: (noun) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away
    from that bob
    war fence."
    ASM REAPER BUGGY ON 40'S SOLD
    00 TJ ON 37'S SOLD
    97zj ON 36'S SOLD

    04 CUMMINS CRAWLER HAULER

  • #2
    I dont get it . . . I could understand that perfectly.
    [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
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    • #3
      For a second I thought I was reading a post by one of my cousins which just happends to be in Jawjuh.
      Michael

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      • #4
        Born In Florida and raised in the south

        ok, I think you all need to settle down, we don't talk like that at all down home, infact this last time when I spent a week with my father this spring, My wife stopped callin everyone Bubba after 2 days saying she could finally start undrstandin em al. she dun cene that thar listin yu put up and sez thot is near not nuff. likes she sade, we doest tawks normal in dixie. Yall all neds to learn not ta usun an accent
        censored for having an opinion

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        • #5
          That was funny!!! That reminds me of watching Blue Collar TV with Larry the Cable Guy!!! You started your own Redneck Dictionary!
          1993 Wrangler Black, 4" ProComp Lift, 33s.
          Glad to be back in California!

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