Public Service Announcement: Swine Flu

[sarah]

Since the alert level has been escalated to "6" now, we at MJR please request that you refrain from logging on to the site if you being to have any swine tendencies so that we do not continue to spread the semi-non-deadly disease.

THANK YOU for your cooperation!!

[USMC 0369]

[COLOR="Sienna"]Damn...I've been told I'm a pig before... but I wash my hands a LOT!

FYI... 39 confirmed cases here on the Twentynine Palms base. I'm being careful.[/COLOR]

[OU812]

I’m immune because I have evolved...

[avjeepfreek]

Does this mean I have to stop eating BACON!!!????

[womb raider 940]

I got the swine flu....who wants a hug


our company is letting people who feel sick to stay home no probs

[blackZZR]

Darn, I was going spend my 7 days bedridden on MJR. Guess I have to spend it cooking for a few restaurants now

[Schmo]

Got a memo at work yesterday asking if any of us had been to Mexico within the last week or two . . . If yes, they wanted you to work from home and if you couldn't work from home, they'd just pay you to not come in. If I wasn't able to work from home any way, it might have been worth the drive down to the border!!!

[Kodiak Spirit]

schools closed in Riverside, it's getting closer...!

[FishPOET]

Did someone say swine flew?

[dr.dirty]

Did someone say swine flew?

lol thats just wrong

[Mitch]

Well you know what they say, "when pigs fly".....

Nice Doug!

[Materdaddy]

Does this mean I have to stop eating BACON!!!????

I'd rather die...

[JJsKJ]

Mmmmm...bacon...mmm

[dr.dirty]

[BCarr]

I was teaching a group of cops the other day and said, "Hey, isn't swine flu when you guys go on strike?"

They actually laughed....then asked to practice chokes on me.