what is the world coming to?

[blkTJ]

Hell must be very cold. It's possible somewhere on a farm in the midwest... pigs have grown wings.

Right now I'm listening to a song by Outcast and... dare I say... I think I like it.

sorry for this meaningless post, just shake it, shu... sugar... shake it like a polaroid picture.

dave is evil.:yay:

(by the way... 414, my post count, is the area code of Green Bay Wisconsin. yes, I know the packers lost today... let it go...)

[sarah]

Haha! That's a good song! And yes, Dave is evil.
Sorry 'bout the Packers. Have to call and make fun of my Dad.

[sarah]

P.S. What's cooler than bein' cool?
:shades:

[Dukes69]

Originally posted by sarah
P.S. What's cooler than bein' cool?
:shades:

ICE COLD!

[sarah]

HAHAHA!!! YES IT IS!

[qwiksilver]

Obviously one beer too many...

Here some reading material for ya.



DRINKING

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - Jack Handy

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk in order to spend time with his friends." - Ernest Hemingway

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." - Stephen Wright

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" - Anon

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly so well with pizza." - Dave Barry

"Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser." - Anon

"To some it's a six-pack; to me it's a Support Group." - Anon

"An Irishman is never drunk, so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth." - Anon

And, saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers: One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.........That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[blkTJ]

hmmmm... thanks... I think.:confused: That quote by "old Blue eyes" used to be a favorite of mine. I am no longer as "pro-drunk" as I used to be.

[qwiksilver]

Originally posted by blkTJ
hmmmm... thanks... I think.:confused: That quote by "old Blue eyes" used to be a favorite of mine. I am no longer as "pro-drunk" as I used to be.

You must have been pretty "pro-drunk" to start this thread.

Cheer up will ya. My team hasn't been in the running for the Super Bowl for years. Haven't even gotten close. Just think of this year as a prep year...getting their feet wet...for next year. Yep, they were just rehearsing for next year.