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    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old
    son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
    She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of
    bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last
    stop!? And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your
    asses
    on the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
    The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
    that kind of language in this! house.? Now I want you to go to your room
    and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.? When you come out, you may
    play
    with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed
    playing with his train.? Soon the train stopped and the mother heard
    her
    son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and
    hope your trip was a pleasant one.? We hope you will ride with us again
    soon." ?She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
    boarding, remember there is no smoking in the train.? We hope you will
    have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
    who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in
    the
    kitchen."
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