An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped
her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags
into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken
that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and
then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car
parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the
car and drove to the police station... The sergeant to whom she told
the story couldn't stop laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
white,less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a
large handgun. No charges were filed.