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An alcoholic judge gets tired of his caseload and decides to take the
afternoon off. After a few drinks, he gets on the train headed for
home. While on the train, he notices that the train starts spinning and
promptly throws up all over himself. Upon arriving at his home, his
worried wife exclaims,"thank god you're alright. What happened to you."
The quick thinking judge explains that some drunk in court threw up all
over him. She says "well o.k., why don't you hop in the shower and get
cleaned up" While in the shower, the wife asks the judge, "you know
that drunk who threw up on you, well, what did you do to him?" The
Judge responds "Uh, I umm, gave him 30 days." Wife: "You should've
given him 60 because he peed in your pants too!"
afternoon off. After a few drinks, he gets on the train headed for
home. While on the train, he notices that the train starts spinning and
promptly throws up all over himself. Upon arriving at his home, his
worried wife exclaims,"thank god you're alright. What happened to you."
The quick thinking judge explains that some drunk in court threw up all
over him. She says "well o.k., why don't you hop in the shower and get
cleaned up" While in the shower, the wife asks the judge, "you know
that drunk who threw up on you, well, what did you do to him?" The
Judge responds "Uh, I umm, gave him 30 days." Wife: "You should've
given him 60 because he peed in your pants too!"