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    An alcoholic judge gets tired of his caseload and decides to take the
    afternoon off. After a few drinks, he gets on the train headed for
    home. While on the train, he notices that the train starts spinning and
    promptly throws up all over himself. Upon arriving at his home, his
    worried wife exclaims,"thank god you're alright. What happened to you."
    The quick thinking judge explains that some drunk in court threw up all
    over him. She says "well o.k., why don't you hop in the shower and get
    cleaned up" While in the shower, the wife asks the judge, "you know
    that drunk who threw up on you, well, what did you do to him?" The
    Judge responds "Uh, I umm, gave him 30 days." Wife: "You should've
    given him 60 because he peed in your pants too!"
    “Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. ”
    -Gen. George S. Patton Jr.