3 blind firemen

[JpPassenger]

Fred, Bill and Tom were out enjoying a round of golf. The weather was perfect, the game was flowing so smoothly, until they caught up with a slow moving threesome. They impatiently watched the trio ahead of them as they duffed, hooked and sliced, and demonstrated a complete ineptitude in the sport.

Just then, Jeff, the course manager happend by. Fred, Bill and Tom waved him over. "What's the deal with these fools?" Fred asked Jeff. "They can't hit the ball half the time" added Tom.

"Oh, those guys are firefighters, they were resposible for saveing the owner and half the staff in a clubhouse fire last year" Jeff said.
"They kept going back in, again and again, bringing everyone out with no regard for their own safety. Unfortunately, they all suffered serious burns in the rescue, and lost their sight as a result" he explained, "In gratitude, we let them play here for free, anytime they want!"

Fred, a doctor, said "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that! I have a freind who is a world-reknown eye specialist, I think I'm going to call him and see if he can help them."

Tom, a preist, said "What heroes! I'm going to ask my congregation to pray for them."

Bill, an engineer, scratched his chin thoughtfully for a moment before asking "Why can't these guys play at night?"

[sarah]

Another joke I haven't heard! Brilliant!

[FRMNJJ]

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[aston]

Here's one for you

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts,
etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while
your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
destination."

Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her
right? Is the captain a woman?"

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

''Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't
know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call
it the cock pit."

"Now it's the Box office"