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    Subject: Wal-Mart Application....what a hoot!!


    This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas.

    They hired him because he was so funny....you gotta love ! it!!!

    NAME: George Martin

    SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one
    that will cooperate)

    DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,
    whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
    applying here in the first place.

    DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style
    severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

    EDUCATION: Yes.

    LAST POSITION HELD: T arget for middle management hostility.

    PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

    MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
    post-it notes.

    REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

    HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

    PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

    DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
    intimate environment.

    MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

    DO YOU H! AVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
    TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

    DO YOU HAVE A CAR: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do
    you have a car that runs?"

    HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
    winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.

    DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!

    WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? :Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest
    thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

    NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles

    DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
    KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely
    censored for having an opinion

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    I find that funny and my mom works at Wal-Mart in Victorville. I wonder if he still working there?
    1993 Wrangler Black, 4" ProComp Lift, 33s.
    Glad to be back in California!

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