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    I found this on another forum

    american history
    It was the first day of school and a new student named
    Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher
    said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
    Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his
    hand up "Patrick Henry, 1775."

    He said, "Very good!" Who said 'Government of the People, by the
    People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"

    Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln,
    1863." said Chandrashekhar.

    The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
    Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
    history than you do."

    She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians."

    "Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up.

    "General Custer, 1862."

    At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

    The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

    Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
    Minister, 1991."

    Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"

    Chandrashekhari jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to
    the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

    Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little -=-=-=-=.
    If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

    Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary
    Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted.

    And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
    said, "Oh -=-=-=-=, we're f**ked!" and Chandrashekhar said quietly,
    "George Bush, Iraq, 2004
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