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  • Bacon Tree!!!

    Two Mexican soldiers chasing Pancho Villa are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.
    They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I sure of eet". "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

    So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...
    every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree". "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget".

    "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

    And with that... Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but,
    true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

    "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree" "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?" "Speek to me!"

    "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....

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    "Ees, a Ham Bush..."
    B R E T T
    87 XJ 3" lift, 31s-thats all thats worth mentioning

  • #2
    OMG.. that is just sad....
    Erik

    I fix things.

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    • #3
      Thats so bad its good!
      Michael

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      • #4
        harty har
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        • #5
          tears in my eyes.... LOL!!!
          :gun: my rifle is not illegal, it's just undocumented... :gun:

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          • #6
            hahahahaha
            :wink:

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            • #7
              *bump* I luv this damn joke...
              :gun: my rifle is not illegal, it's just undocumented... :gun:

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              • #8
                Damn it,s hard to get me to laugh when readin a joke ..but right now I,m freakin CRYIN----OUT LOUD..Thanks Geeb
                "A man who fears suffering,is already suffering from what he fears"!

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                • #9
                  good one
                  Ford Raptor 6.2l

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                  • #10
                    Hey Jesse,

                    It was a lot funnier hearing it from you on the Mojave trail with some beers in my belly.

                    Great joke

                    Scott

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                    • #11
                      That was a good time... :beer:
                      :gun: my rifle is not illegal, it's just undocumented... :gun:

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kodiak Spirit View Post
                        That was a good time... :beer:

                        Yup! :beer::cactus:

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                        • #13
                          mmm bacon!
                          :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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                          • #14
                            :gun: my rifle is not illegal, it's just undocumented... :gun:

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                            • #15
                              bump... :devil:
                              :gun: my rifle is not illegal, it's just undocumented... :gun:

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