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    Stacey, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show him where it is, okay?"
    So the farmer leaves for the fields, and a while later, the artificial insemination man arrives. Stacey takes him down the long row of cows, until she sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one. This one, right here!".
    Terribly impressed, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
    "By the nail over its stall," Stacey explains
    Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
    As she walks away she tells him, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
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    HAHAHA!! To hang your pants on.
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