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  • A politically correct New Years Greeting

    I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting
    to my friends, but it is so difficult in today's
    world to know exactly what to say without offending
    someone. So I met with my attorney, and on his
    advice (and after $1,200 in attorney fees), I wish to
    say the following:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
    my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
    socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive gender
    neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
    practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
    religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
    practices of your choice, with respect for the
    religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
    others, or their choice not to practice religious or
    secular traditions at all.
    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
    fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of
    the onset of the generally accepted calendar
    year 2005, but not without due respect for the
    calendars of choice of other cultures whose
    contributions to society have helped make America
    great (not to imply that America is necessarily
    greater than any other country or is the only
    "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and
    without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
    physical ability, religious faith, or sexual
    preference of the wishes.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
    This greeting is subject to clarification or
    withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
    alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
    promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
    the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void
    where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
    discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
    perform as expected within the usual application of
    good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
    issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
    comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of
    this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
    discretion of the wisher.

    Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of
    this message, however, a significant number of
    electrons were inconvenienced.
    [COLOR=Red]Semper Fi[/COLOR]
    In Loving Memory of My Daughter

  • #2
    sadly it seems this is becoming closer to reality...
    [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]2001 TJ with stuff..[/COLOR]

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    • #3
      Haha
      :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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