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    Reindeer Story

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

    Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzer, had to be a GIRL.

    We should've known, ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

    Merry Christmas!
    [COLOR=Red]Semper Fi[/COLOR]
    In Loving Memory of My Daughter

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    Originally posted by D4x4Fish
    Reindeer Story

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

    Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzer, had to be a GIRL.

    We should've known, ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

    Merry Christmas!
    So you are saying that Santa is a S&M kinda guy. Tying the women up and spanking them with leather and putting metal bars in their mouth. Sounds like my kinda guy.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by D4x4Fish
      Reindeer Story

      According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

      Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzer, had to be a GIRL.

      We should've known, ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

      Merry Christmas!

      ROTFL!! That's right, we don't get lost and if we did, at least, we would stop for directions!
      1993 Wrangler Black, 4" ProComp Lift, 33s.
      Glad to be back in California!

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