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  • The Birds and the Bees

    A father asked his 11-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

    "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"

    Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

    The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa speech."

    At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny' speech."

    When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy speech."

    "If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
    Michael

    [sign]nlm mln[/sign]

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    :d
    [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
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    • #3
      that is to funny
      im lovin it

      2004 wrangler se
      4 inch rough country lift
      35x12.5LT16's
      super budget 3 inch body lift

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      • #4
        Is it true, grown-ups dont get laid?!?!?! I feel as though I have been cheated.

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        • #5
          That is way too funny!! Now some grown ups don't get laid, but there are others that do! Like Me!!!
          1993 Wrangler Black, 4" ProComp Lift, 33s.
          Glad to be back in California!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by king4wd2
            That is way too funny!! Now some grown ups don't get laid, but there are others that do! Like Me!!!
            TMI!
            :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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            • #7
              Ahhhh, my virgin ears!!! ::runs away and hides::

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              • #8
                Originally posted by sarah
                TMI!
                Sorry!
                1993 Wrangler Black, 4" ProComp Lift, 33s.
                Glad to be back in California!

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                • #9
                  no wonder you have all of those kids running around! :haha:
                  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
                  ERIK


                  95 yj, locked lifted, and ready to rock!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by NAILER341
                    no wonder you have all of those kids running around! :haha:
                    ROTFLMAO!!!!
                    1993 Wrangler Black, 4" ProComp Lift, 33s.
                    Glad to be back in California!

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                    • #11
                      Im a adult and I used to get laid, My wife and I got into a argument and she said I better knock my :poop: Off or she was gonna cut me off, I told her she's gotta figure out where im getting it first!!!
                      04TJ, 4.0 5spd
                      4" rough country springs
                      Nth degree arms upper and lower
                      1" Currie MML/BL
                      Jc fab rockers & 1" seat lift
                      33"BFG MT's
                      Lock-rite in the front

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by AVNATIVE
                        Im a adult and I used to get laid, My wife and I got into a argument and she said I better knock my :poop: Off or she was gonna cut me off, I told her she's gotta figure out where im getting it first!!!
                        ROFL!!!!!!
                        [color=grey]Ryan[/color]
                        [COLOR=DarkOliveGreen]No Jeep To speak of. But I got a Hummer H3[/COLOR]

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                        • #13
                          The only time I get laid is when I am at home on the internet. "Internet porn. The art of one handed typing."... Oh by the way I am at work so dont worry.

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