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  • harty har har

    drum roll please:


    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring.

    He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".

    She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

    "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

    [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
    SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
    Ya Savvy?

    Motech Performance

  • #2
    EEEEEEW!
    Rofl
    :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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    • #3
      Mental note: ditch the nun custome
      Michael

      [sign]nlm mln[/sign]

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      • #4
        That's a good one.

        Heard it before but it was involving anal sex.
        It's a Jeep thing, my wife doesn't understand.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Venomized
          That's a good one.

          Heard it before but it was involving anal sex.
          chris was just using the PG-13 version

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          • #6
            Originally posted by cbremer
            chris was just using the PG-13 version
            which is very unlike me . . .as you know
            [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
            SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
            Ya Savvy?

            Motech Performance

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            • #7
              Reminds me of a trip to Mexico I'd rather forget.
              “Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. ”
              -Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by paulhead
                Reminds me of a trip to Mexico I'd rather forget.
                >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
                ERIK


                95 yj, locked lifted, and ready to rock!

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