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  • Roger
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    *Like*

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  • GP4Play
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    No time limit on damn funny !

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  • inVERt'D
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    Frikin hilarious!

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  • RAT
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    Originally posted by paulhead View Post
    What is a Yankee?
    >
    >The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
    >
    >The position of the dirt bag.
    >
    >
    >
    >Why is divorce so expensive?
    >
    >Because it's worth it.
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
    >
    >One US leader.
    >
    >
    >
    >What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
    >
    >Doughnuts.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
    >
    >100 people who don't do dick..
    >
    >
    >
    >What do you call a smart blonde?
    >
    >A golden retriever.
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
    >
    >45 lbs.
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
    >
    >45 minutes.
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
    >
    >Through his chest with a sharp knife.
    >
    >
    >
    >Why do men want to marry virgins?
    >
    >They can't stand criticism.
    >
    >
    > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    >
    >The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
    >
    >A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
    >
    >
    >
    >Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    >
    >Mace will do that to you.
    >
    >
    >Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    >
    >Breasts don't have eyes.
    >
    >Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
    >
    >He walks around saying "Yo."
    >
    >
    >Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    >
    >Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
    >
    >
    >
    >Where does an Irish fa mily go on vacation?
    >
    >A different bar.
    >
    >
    >
    >What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    >
    >A speech impediment.
    >
    >
    >What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    >
    >A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
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    >
    >
    >
    >How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
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    >Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    >
    >A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
    >A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >Why is there no Disneyland in China?
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    >No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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    >
    I just had to repost this. Classic funny... Thanks again Paul.

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  • king4wd2
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    That wasn't fair!! Tom knew some of those because he already read this post!!! But they were funny.

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  • Sully
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    I approve.......

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  • D4x4Fish
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    :thumbs_up :thumbs_up

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  • Dukes69
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    Indeed! Pretty Damn funny

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  • H8PVMT
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    Those were great!

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  • paulhead
    started a topic Something to offend everyone

    Something to offend everyone

    What is a Yankee?
    >
    >The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
    >
    >The position of the dirt bag.
    >
    >
    >
    >Why is divorce so expensive?
    >
    >Because it's worth it.
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
    >
    >One US leader.
    >
    >
    >
    >What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
    >
    >Doughnuts.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
    >
    >100 people who don't do dick..
    >
    >
    >
    >What do you call a smart blonde?
    >
    >A golden retriever.
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
    >
    >45 lbs.
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
    >
    >45 minutes.
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
    >
    >Through his chest with a sharp knife.
    >
    >
    >
    >Why do men want to marry virgins?
    >
    >They can't stand criticism.
    >
    >
    > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    >
    >The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
    >
    >A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
    >
    >
    >
    >Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    >
    >Mace will do that to you.
    >
    >
    >Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    >
    >Breasts don't have eyes.
    >
    >Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
    >
    >He walks around saying "Yo."
    >
    >
    >Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    >
    >Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
    >
    >
    >
    >Where does an Irish fa mily go on vacation?
    >
    >A different bar.
    >
    >
    >
    >What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    >
    >A speech impediment.
    >
    >
    >What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    >
    >A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
    >
    >Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
    >
    >
    >
    >What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    >
    >A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
    >A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >Why is there no Disneyland in China?
    >
    >No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
    >
    >
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