Jeeping husband 1.0

[goodtimes]

Jeeping Husband 1.0
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> Dear Tech Support:
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> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0 to Jeeping Husband 1.0
> and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the
> accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower, and
> jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend With Jeep
> 5.0.
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> No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In
> addition, Jeeping Husband 1.0 deactivates many other valuable programs
> such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and
> activates new, undesirable programs such as Jeep Buddies Night 1.3,
> Saturday Four-Wheeling 5.0, Mechanic 2.4 and JeepPartsEverywhere 4.5.
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> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs correctly, and invariably launches the
> Last Weeks Jeep Adventures browser version 3.1. DiaperChanging 14.1 or
> HouseCleaning 2.6 doesn't work, especially on weekend's, either. I've
> tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Jeeping Husband 1.0, but this all
> purpose utility is of limited effectiveness.
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> Can you help please ?!!!!
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> Jeepless Jane
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> Dear JeeplessJane:
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> This is a very common problem women complain about, but is mostly due to
> a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend With Jeep
> 5.0 to Jeeping Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0 is
> merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Jeeping Husband 1.0 is an
> OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few non-Jeep
> related applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Jeeping
> Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0, because Jeeping
> Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this.
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> Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend With
> Jeep 5.0 to emulate Jeeping Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is
> impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the
> system, once installed. Having Jeeping Husband 1.0 installed myself, I
> would s uggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership
> Faults (GPFs). This is a wonderful feature of Jeeping Husband 1.0,
> secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the
> operating system. Jeeping Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for
> ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this
> great feature enter the command "C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes
> Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command.
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> Jeeping Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and
> Flowers/Chocolates 7.8. TECH TIP! Avoid excessive use of this feature.
> Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU
> may have to give a C:\APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to
> normal operations. Overuse can also cause Jeeping Husband 1.0 to default
> to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, CJ 6.0. CJ 6.0 is a very bad program
> that causes Jeeping Husband 1.0 to create SmallJeep 1.0. You will find
> very little space within this program and Wife 1.0 no longer has enough
> room to run during JeepTrips 2000. You will soon be running WhereDoISit
> 5.3. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip!
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> Just remember, the system will run smoothly and take the blame for all
> GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run
> non Jeep related applications. Jeeping Husband 1.0 is a great program,
> but if it doesn.t involve Jeeps, there is limited memory available and
> cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional
> software to improve performance. I personally recommend PowerTools4Gifts
> 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these
> utilities can really help keep Jeeping Husband 1.0 running smoothly.
> After several years of use, Jeeping Husband 1.0 will become familiar and
> you will find many valuable embedded features such as
> FixesBrokenThingsOtherThanJeeps 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6.
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> A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install
> MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a sup ported application, and will cause
> selective shutdown of the operating system. Jeeping Husband 1.0 will run
> only Long JeepTrips 5.2 and Longer JeepTrips 9.3 or GarageWork 2.5 until
> MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled.
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> I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install
> Jeeping Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of
> luck in coming years. "We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this
> product"
>
> Tech Support

[sarah]

:yay:

[Venomized]

Excessive use of Naggin 5.3 will cause Husband 1.0 to run Budweiser 24.0 and eventually Mistress 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, and possibly 4.0

[JeepGal]

Yikers!

[nagal]

I have heard if you install or upgrade to Jeeping Spouse 1.1 then everything goes back to normal. Jeeping Spouse 1.0 had a bug where all money was drained from the bank account into the Spouse's Jeep which caused Jeeping Husband to become very irrate.

[JeepGal]

Of course theres always the Jeepin' Girlfriend upgrade...where she buys all her own Jeep stuff and he buys all his

So far so good!

Tam

[goodtimes]

I've been looking for that package, it doesn't seem to be available to the general public at this time.

[nagal]

I read that Jeep Girlfriend is incompatible with Non-jeeping Wife.

[goodtimes]

Yea, but I don't have "non-jeepingwife", any version, nor do I want that package. I tried the "reallycutenonjeepingfiance v1.0" a few years back, but luckily I got my money back on that package.

[Dukes69]

I've been looking for that package, it doesn't seem to be available to the general public at this time.

Does this mean I got the beta version?

[nagal]

If you did get the Beta Version you better make sure it works before allowing it released to the public