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    Jeeping Husband 1.0
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    > Dear Tech Support:
    >
    > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0 to Jeeping Husband 1.0
    > and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the
    > accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower, and
    > jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend With Jeep
    > 5.0.
    >
    >
    > No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In
    > addition, Jeeping Husband 1.0 deactivates many other valuable programs
    > such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and
    > activates new, undesirable programs such as Jeep Buddies Night 1.3,
    > Saturday Four-Wheeling 5.0, Mechanic 2.4 and JeepPartsEverywhere 4.5.
    >
    > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs correctly, and invariably launches the
    > Last Weeks Jeep Adventures browser version 3.1. DiaperChanging 14.1 or
    > HouseCleaning 2.6 doesn't work, especially on weekend's, either. I've
    > tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Jeeping Husband 1.0, but this all
    > purpose utility is of limited effectiveness.
    >
    > Can you help please ?!!!!
    >
    > Jeepless Jane
    >
    >
    > Dear JeeplessJane:
    >
    > This is a very common problem women complain about, but is mostly due to
    > a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend With Jeep
    > 5.0 to Jeeping Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0 is
    > merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Jeeping Husband 1.0 is an
    > OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few non-Jeep
    > related applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Jeeping
    > Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0, because Jeeping
    > Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this.
    >
    >
    > Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend With
    > Jeep 5.0 to emulate Jeeping Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is
    > impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the
    > system, once installed. Having Jeeping Husband 1.0 installed myself, I
    > would s uggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership
    > Faults (GPFs). This is a wonderful feature of Jeeping Husband 1.0,
    > secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the
    > operating system. Jeeping Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for
    > ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this
    > great feature enter the command "C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes
    > Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command.
    >
    > Jeeping Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and
    > Flowers/Chocolates 7.8. TECH TIP! Avoid excessive use of this feature.
    > Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU
    > may have to give a C:\APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to
    > normal operations. Overuse can also cause Jeeping Husband 1.0 to default
    > to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, CJ 6.0. CJ 6.0 is a very bad program
    > that causes Jeeping Husband 1.0 to create SmallJeep 1.0. You will find
    > very little space within this program and Wife 1.0 no longer has enough
    > room to run during JeepTrips 2000. You will soon be running WhereDoISit
    > 5.3. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip!
    >
    > Just remember, the system will run smoothly and take the blame for all
    > GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run
    > non Jeep related applications. Jeeping Husband 1.0 is a great program,
    > but if it doesn.t involve Jeeps, there is limited memory available and
    > cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional
    > software to improve performance. I personally recommend PowerTools4Gifts
    > 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these
    > utilities can really help keep Jeeping Husband 1.0 running smoothly.
    > After several years of use, Jeeping Husband 1.0 will become familiar and
    > you will find many valuable embedded features such as
    > FixesBrokenThingsOtherThanJeeps 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6.
    >
    > A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install
    > MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a sup ported application, and will cause
    > selective shutdown of the operating system. Jeeping Husband 1.0 will run
    > only Long JeepTrips 5.2 and Longer JeepTrips 9.3 or GarageWork 2.5 until
    > MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled.
    >
    >
    > I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install
    > Jeeping Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of
    > luck in coming years. "We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this
    > product"
    >
    > Tech Support
    olllllllo <--- If you can read that, roll me over!

    Price is soon forgotton, quality is not.

    KG6OWO

  • #2
    :yay:
    :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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    • #3
      Excessive use of Naggin 5.3 will cause Husband 1.0 to run Budweiser 24.0 and eventually Mistress 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, and possibly 4.0
      It's a Jeep thing, my wife doesn't understand.

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      • #4
        Yikers!
        2002 TJ on 35s a bit of lift with some stuff
        Rock-ItMan all the way around

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        • #5
          I have heard if you install or upgrade to Jeeping Spouse 1.1 then everything goes back to normal. Jeeping Spouse 1.0 had a bug where all money was drained from the bank account into the Spouse's Jeep which caused Jeeping Husband to become very irrate.
          Michael

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          • #6
            Of course theres always the Jeepin' Girlfriend upgrade...where she buys all her own Jeep stuff and he buys all his

            So far so good!

            Tam
            2002 TJ on 35s a bit of lift with some stuff
            Rock-ItMan all the way around

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            • #7
              I've been looking for that package, it doesn't seem to be available to the general public at this time.
              olllllllo <--- If you can read that, roll me over!

              Price is soon forgotton, quality is not.

              KG6OWO

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              • #8
                I read that Jeep Girlfriend is incompatible with Non-jeeping Wife.
                Michael

                [sign]nlm mln[/sign]

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                • #9
                  Yea, but I don't have "non-jeepingwife", any version, nor do I want that package. I tried the "reallycutenonjeepingfiance v1.0" a few years back, but luckily I got my money back on that package.
                  olllllllo <--- If you can read that, roll me over!

                  Price is soon forgotton, quality is not.

                  KG6OWO

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by goodtimes
                    I've been looking for that package, it doesn't seem to be available to the general public at this time.
                    Does this mean I got the beta version?
                    [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
                    SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
                    Ya Savvy?

                    Motech Performance

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                    • #11
                      If you did get the Beta Version you better make sure it works before allowing it released to the public
                      Michael

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