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    Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died
    yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications
    from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens
    of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth,
    the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the
    Hostess Twinkies, and many others. The graveside was
    piled high in flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima
    delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who
    "never knew how much he was kneaded".

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
    life was filled with many turnovers. He was not
    considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
    dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty
    old man, he was a roll model to millions. Doughboy is
    survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two
    children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at
    350 for about twenty minutes.
    “Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. ”
    -Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

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