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  • Dukes69
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    Originally posted by blkTJ
    hey now!!!! :oink:
    :yawn:

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  • sarah
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    Originally posted by Dukes69
    Sarah . . . interesting use of a smiley
    you bet!!

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  • blkTJ
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    hey now!!!! :oink:

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  • Dukes69
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    HAH HA!!! Good One!!!!


    Originally posted by sarah
    hahahah!! :yay:
    Sarah . . . interesting use of a smiley

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  • V8m38a1
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    LOL good one.
    Kinda gives a whole new meaning to this thread..
    Assume the Position

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  • sarah
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    hahahah!! :yay:

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  • JeepJunkie
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    haha, some people just have baad luck, lol. (had to use the hamster for something)

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  • NAILER341
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    oooooh noooo!

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  • paulhead
    started a topic Escaped Convict

    Escaped Convict

    > A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKS INTO A

    > HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.

    >

    > HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE TYING THE

    GIRL

    > TO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP OF HER,KISSES HER NECK, THEN GETS UP AND GOES

    > INTO THE BATHROOM.

    > >

    > WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE: "LISTEN, THIS GUY'S

    > AN ESCAPED CONVICT! LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES! HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN

    > JAIL AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS.I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK. IF

    HE

    > WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN, DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU. SATISFY

    > HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU. THIS GUY IS PROBABLY VERY

    > DANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE'LL KILL US. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE

    YOU!!"

    > >

    > TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS: "HE WASN'T KISSING MY NECK. HE WAS

    > WHISPERING IN MY EAR. HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY, THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE, AND

    > ASKED IF WE HAD ANY VASELINE. I TOLD HIM IT WAS IN THE BATHROOM. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU TOO!!"
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