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Dukes69
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04-25-04, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by blkTJ
hey now!!!!
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sarah
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04-25-04, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Dukes69
Sarah . . . interesting use of a smiley
you bet!!
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blkTJ
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04-25-04, 04:37 PM
hey now!!!!
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Dukes69
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04-25-04, 12:41 PM
HAH HA!!! Good One!!!!
Originally posted by sarah
hahahah!! :yay:
Sarah . . . interesting use of a smiley
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V8m38a1
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04-25-04, 10:49 AM
LOL good one.
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to this thread..
Assume the Position
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sarah
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04-25-04, 09:01 AM
hahahah!! :yay:
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JeepJunkie
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04-25-04, 08:45 AM
haha, some people just have baad luck, lol.
(had to use the hamster for something)
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NAILER341
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04-25-04, 07:43 AM
oooooh noooo!
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Escaped Convict
04-25-04, 06:33 AM
Escaped Convict
> A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKS INTO A
> HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.
>
> HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE TYING THE
GIRL
> TO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP OF HER,KISSES HER NECK, THEN GETS UP AND GOES
> INTO THE BATHROOM.
> >
> WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE: "LISTEN, THIS GUY'S
> AN ESCAPED CONVICT! LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES! HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN
> JAIL AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS.I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK. IF
HE
> WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN, DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU. SATISFY
> HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU. THIS GUY IS PROBABLY VERY
> DANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE'LL KILL US. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE
YOU!!"
> >
> TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS: "HE WASN'T KISSING MY NECK. HE WAS
> WHISPERING IN MY EAR. HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY, THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE, AND
> ASKED IF WE HAD ANY VASELINE. I TOLD HIM IT WAS IN THE BATHROOM. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU TOO!!"
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