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    > A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKS INTO A

    > HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.

    >

    > HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE TYING THE

    GIRL

    > TO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP OF HER,KISSES HER NECK, THEN GETS UP AND GOES

    > INTO THE BATHROOM.

    > >

    > WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE: "LISTEN, THIS GUY'S

    > AN ESCAPED CONVICT! LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES! HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN

    > JAIL AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS.I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK. IF

    HE

    > WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN, DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU. SATISFY

    > HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU. THIS GUY IS PROBABLY VERY

    > DANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE'LL KILL US. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE

    YOU!!"

    > >

    > TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS: "HE WASN'T KISSING MY NECK. HE WAS

    > WHISPERING IN MY EAR. HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY, THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE, AND

    > ASKED IF WE HAD ANY VASELINE. I TOLD HIM IT WAS IN THE BATHROOM. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU TOO!!"
    “Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. ”
    -Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

  • #2
    oooooh noooo!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    ERIK


    95 yj, locked lifted, and ready to rock!

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    • #3
      haha, some people just have baad luck, lol. (had to use the hamster for something)
      B R E T T
      87 XJ 3" lift, 31s-thats all thats worth mentioning

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      • #4
        hahahah!! :yay:
        :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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        • #5
          LOL good one.
          Kinda gives a whole new meaning to this thread..
          Assume the Position
          1953 M38A1
          A mix of original military history and dune running/rock crawling customization

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          • #6
            HAH HA!!! Good One!!!!


            Originally posted by sarah
            hahahah!! :yay:
            Sarah . . . interesting use of a smiley
            [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
            SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
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            • #7
              hey now!!!! :oink:
              myJeeprocks.com

              "in the end... the rocks always win."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Dukes69
                Sarah . . . interesting use of a smiley
                you bet!!
                :gun:'99 TJ Sport:gun:

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by blkTJ
                  hey now!!!! :oink:
                  :yawn:
                  [COLOR=blue]Chris[/COLOR]
                  SAVE JOHNSON VALLEY!!! - CLICK HERE
                  Ya Savvy?

                  Motech Performance

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