You might be a four wheeler if-
10 -you think SPAM Shish-ka-bobs on a phillips screw driver taste good.
9 -you have ever had 2 wheels off the ground and said "We're in good shape."
8 -you have ever "nuked" a microwave burrito on an intake manifold.
7 -you favorite cologne is "Eau de Unleaded" (91 octane).
6 -you have ever heard a counselor say "no I don't think 38" Boggers will work well under your wife's Ford Fiesta."
5 -you like mud cause "its high in minerals."
4 -every dent you put in your vehicle pops 2 dents out.
3 -you have to get the wheel barrow to clean your drive way off after you wash your vehicle.
2 -you think "protection from the elements" (i.e. a top) is for wussies.
And the #1 sign you might be a Four Wheeler is:
1 - you have driven a vehicle for 10 hours straight ...and never exceeded 3 mph.
(Borrowed from Bob Barrett)
10 -you think SPAM Shish-ka-bobs on a phillips screw driver taste good.
9 -you have ever had 2 wheels off the ground and said "We're in good shape."
8 -you have ever "nuked" a microwave burrito on an intake manifold.
7 -you favorite cologne is "Eau de Unleaded" (91 octane).
6 -you have ever heard a counselor say "no I don't think 38" Boggers will work well under your wife's Ford Fiesta."
5 -you like mud cause "its high in minerals."
4 -every dent you put in your vehicle pops 2 dents out.
3 -you have to get the wheel barrow to clean your drive way off after you wash your vehicle.
2 -you think "protection from the elements" (i.e. a top) is for wussies.
And the #1 sign you might be a Four Wheeler is:
1 - you have driven a vehicle for 10 hours straight ...and never exceeded 3 mph.
(Borrowed from Bob Barrett)
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